@byEliHoff The real hero is @elihoff, writing clauses like "MU stumbled feverishly but fruitlessly into the season-ending dusk of March". Sad about the ball, but at least it's reported beautifully.
In 1969, James Earl Jones recited the alphabet for the second episode of Sesame Street. His slow, steady delivery had such an impact on children that it was dubbed "the James Earl Jones effect," showing that repetition and anticipation could promote interactive learning, and shaping the way we've reached children ever since. We love you, Mr. Jones.