the lobster

[the lobster @thelobster80]

Springfield, MA? Bring a gun... 😟 #ChristmasTown

[the lobster @thelobster80]

Oh No! Jesus was born in Bethlehem, but now it's in the West Bank, PALESTINE!! #RadioChristmas

[the lobster @thelobster80]

OMG, I thought I read 'moron' parents in the previews. Mormon, now I get it... Church of Later Day Saints. Can have 11 wives, but same sex is punishable by lobotomy. Misogynistic bastards. #TheAlexCooperStory

[the lobster @thelobster80]

So far, this is the greatest Lifetime 5 minutes ever! Don't tell me it gets sad.... 🙁 I don't know story. #TheAlexCooperStory

[the lobster @thelobster80]

@PaigeSpiranac Double stuffed Oreos. Only reason to drink milk!

[the lobster @thelobster80]

I feel a Lifetime 'shovel to the head' coming up soon... #UndercoverCheerleader

[the lobster @thelobster80]

Killed by a motorcycle? Ugh, too bad she never heard of 'whisky throttle'... #UndercoverCheerleader

[the lobster @thelobster80]

Max #UndercoverCheerleader

[the lobster @thelobster80]

Every Lifetime Head Cheerleader: #UndercoverCheerleader

[the lobster @thelobster80]

VERY creepy turn... #VCAndrewsDarkAngel

[the lobster @thelobster80]

@beeprincess22 9:55 shovel, the school bitch is going to be the devil here... #VCAndrewsDarkAngel #darkangel

[the lobster @thelobster80]

Blond girl at school is first in line for the inevitable Lifetime shovel to the head! #VCAndrewsDarkAngel @beeprincess22

[the lobster @thelobster80]

@beeprincess22 The creepy guy 20 yrs older??

[the lobster @thelobster80]

That's why I never got into Boarding School... Who is your fav author? - Shakespeare! I always said Larry Flynt. 😞#VCAndrewsDarkAngel

[the lobster @thelobster80]

I have to use that line! Deep in the woods, as I am sculpting, someone knocks... "You must be Heaven?!" #VCAndrewsDarkAngel

[the lobster @thelobster80]

Looks like Heaven shops at Amish 'R Us for clothes. #VCAndrewsDarkAngel #darkangel

[the lobster @thelobster80]

Table was ridiculous. Need bullhorn to have conversation. #VCAndrewsDarkAngel #darkangel

[the lobster @thelobster80]

"Maids! Hop to it. #VCAndrewsDarkAngel

[the lobster @thelobster80]

How does he keep getting out of jail? #stalkedbymydoctor

[the lobster @thelobster80]

She should stop checking the door and throw the corner bookshlef thru the window. #trappedmodel