Guy drinking peeb

Just a tits man in an ass man’s world

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

What are we? Huh? You are not even canon to my lore, sorry

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Summoned a locust swarm at the bar and blew up the entire quadrant

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Can I hit crazy bean style

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Would you let a canola farmer hit on the low?

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

I got so fucked up the other night that I had to let the lot lizard drive my rig 🤦‍♂️

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Bro pulled up to the bar in a Peterbilt 372…I can’t make this shit up

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Getting neck in the back of a Peterbilt 379 would fix me without a doubt

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

If you see the Peterbilt rockin don’t come knockin

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

In Shanghai asking baddies if an American can hit 发疯的 style

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Holaaaa can I hit it loco style?

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Anyone mind if a whiteboy hits it crazy style..?

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Using forbidden jugging techniques outside the bar to get cigarettes from passerby’s

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Stopped throwing banana peels out my truck window when I saw a baddie behind me spin out on it and lose all her coins 😢🥀🥀🥀

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

@Krullerman Keep up the good work, don’t stop grinding

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

I fucking hate needles, I would be a terrible heroin tweaker but I could probably excel at being a meth or crack tweaker

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Lewiston Idaho is one of the worst “cities” I have ever had the misfortune of being around. All I ask is that Iran or someone else out there reduces Lewiston to a crater. I don’t care who does it

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

If she gay then i’m a lesbian

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

People are out here buying 1/2 cows worth of beef while I don’t even have good enough meat management skills to buy 3lbs

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

This is why I can never be in a happy relationship…my mind is too complex and dark for the average person…

[Guy drinking peeb @thelocalgoon]

Mutual aid request on behalf of my homie: He hasn’t gotten laid in 3 months and is struggling to make it through the day to day. Requesting assistance for him from any nice ladies in the area. He would also appreciate a 6 pack of Montucky. Thank you.