Lolo

🌈 Be the beefy 5-layer burrito you want to see in the world 🌯

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

Forever switching back and forth from my dumb little apps til I die

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

My coworker complimented a project.
“I’m a rockstar” I repeat to myself rocking back and forth on in front of an illuminated screen for 8 hours a day “I’m a rockstar”

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Me when I spy a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

Oh you’re telling me these tampons are full metal? Then why is my iron so low??

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

“America has no culture”

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

Just living vicariously through @PostMalone

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

the tortured poot department

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

How you gonna be a horse girl and not like Beyonce?

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Ok I kinda agree with her on this one

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

How in the hell does Hardee’s get enough business to open a location in Roku City?!!

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

@CasualThursday and down bad

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Our love was a McFlurry and the ice cream machine was always down.

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

I do feel bad for boys that will never know the love, the treasure, the ROCK that is the drunk girl bathroom friend that you’ll never see again 🫡

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

I awoke in the night with a vision that I just had to bring to fruition

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

I wish guys talked each other up as much as they do football dudes… “Kevin is the best bag boy at Kroger and you can’t tell me ANY different”

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

What’s up with them skinny Christmas trees? I don’t trust them

[HalloweenYear-Round 🎃 @HalloweenYrRnd]

The perfect Christmas tree topper doesn't exi-

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Weed gummies, vibrators, wealth management services, off brand viagra. Buddy I *WISH* I was the guy these targeted ads think I am.

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

Y’all ever stop and think, like damn… the Barbie movie really was worth all the hype

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

The reason for the season… Jesus off-roading at the Happy Hondadays December to Remember Sales Event