Goomba Senpai

I like video games and making dumb puns.

[Goomba Senpai @thelonegameman]

@LordShmeckie It really just looks like Barret built a AI datacenter in his own image.

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@youtooz @RareLtd Banjo-Youtoozi

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@DaddyWarpig They think they're making popcorn buckets better, but they're actually just making figurines worse.

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@RazorFist One can be rich and privileged while still being white trash.

We had a whole sitcom about that back in the 60s.

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@GamingAndPandas Another TMNT reboot?

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@GamingAndPandas I hope you're running a virtual machine for protection. I hear that guy loves exploring the deep web.

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@edgerevived Attach the tabletops together and they would appear to be genuine companion pieces.

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@PandasAndVidya An entire society built around open carry wands.

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@LordShmeckie "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family."

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@Creetosis22 He's getting boulder and boulder.

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@archeohistories More like "Jercules"...

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@PandasAndVidya Prepare for an entire generation of Chris-chans.

Are there even going to be enough boyfriend-free girls to go around?

[Goomba Senpai @thelonegameman]

Reminder: An actually good game wouldn't need Microsoft to run defense for it.

[XBOX @XBOX]

Reminder: just because you're not personally into a game, doesn't mean it's a bad game

[Goomba Senpai @thelonegameman]

@TheUnaButters I know a FromSoft enemy when I sees 'em.

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@PandasAndVidya I just remember the story of the one guy who decided to just embrace his fate, but go and enjoy an empty buffet first.

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@LordShmeckie And soon after this episode they did a parody of Mortal Kombat, complete with eye gouging.

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@kenshirotism Stop... they'll let Andy Serkis remake that next.

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@kenshirotism There's a channel called Red Cow Arcade that reviewed the CA movies and they talk a lot about the disparity between what's going on in the movies/bts content vs. the complaints in the doc.

Like how there's plenty of footage of Lupa gushing over the whole thing.

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@TheCartoonLoon "Nyeh, Spiders! I've taken over the park so only people *I* like can use the playground equipment!"

"Green Goblin, you're, like... 47 or something."

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@DaddyWarpig Leto's got a big reputation for being an obnoxious method actor, and he embraced the memes for Morbius, so I hope he's constantly telling the cast and crew stupid factoids and walking away screaming "UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN"