The_Aristocrat

doing the long con

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

I wish I was fat so I could get into air soft

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

I be on that pointing timing

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

I don’t even speak Spanish but when I do I don’t

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

How are you taking it? Up the ass I assume?

[HorseBugle67 @AdrianHogglepig]

I genuinely can’t take this anymore

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Type of shit I be on

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Has nio?

[niplee-yeez @milkmangotmilkd]

has jd vance played skyrim

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

KOLBYS NEVER LOOKED BETTAH

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Playing rage against the machine on route 44

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Ran a red light who’s in charge now

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Pretty beat up. Going to pop a blue chew for tns jerking

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

@Daddy_Licious_ thanks for adding me to the sphere of influence

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

OH boy my nifty quirky job gives me unlimited Red Bull!?!?!!

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Talk to em!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Patriot

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

You can clearly see his mask is above his nose, makes me question what character he has. Probably jabs all sorts of experiments into his body. “all in the name of science”

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Folks, truly devastated I come to you this lunch break. My Italian private eye has leaked an image of what appears to be Twitter user and friend of the show dewpoint wearing a mask during CONvid 19

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Folks, truly devastated I come to you this lunch break. My Italian private eye has leaked an image of what appears to be Twitter user and friend of the show dewpoint wearing a mask during CONvid 19

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

💎

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Coworkers call me My-Can

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

Nio the Neo-Nazi

[Nio The Autist @NioTheAutist]

📌

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

You definitely go to school in Boston

[The_Aristocrat @thelongconron]

How does he know about the emails

[Nio The Autist @NioTheAutist]

I think we need to transvestigate the transvestigators.