>Gets absolute power
>Does nothing for 7 years but build a tacky castle and threaten his enemies without actually doing anything to them
>Gets defeated by a roblox kid and his liberal gf
Ganon is a Republican politician
I love my wife, but if you accept the label of “wife guy” online, a Mesopotamian wind demon is summoned that causes you to abandon your career and family for the dumbest reasons imaginable.