The Loo Lady

Professional Eccentric, Creator of @londonlootours, Toilet Enthusiast, Tour Guide, Morris Dancer, Shakespeare Nerd, Changer of Nappies. She/Her

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

Most of @BBCNews reporting on US elections today was "isn't Biden a bit old to run?" ... You're about to crown a 74-year old Monarch, and Churchill was 77 (and in terrible health) his second primereship, so maybe we could move on to actual news?

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

@Se_Railway In fairness, we did all get on the next one (if a bit squishedly) but what should have been a 25 minute journey on one train has taken nearly an hour and three trains.

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

@Se_Railway all of these passengers have got off a standing room only train which has terminated at New Cross due to "late running." Looking forward to seeing how we all fit on the next train...

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

@Se_Railway To be honest I'm not sure which service it was meant to be, because it wasn't the one I was originally going for (that was cancelled).. so all I know is it was supposed to go from Grove Park to cannon Street but didn't.

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

@Paps44984120 I think the one bit of common ground you and I have is that the world is a better place when you block hipocrits

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

I have seen at least 4 tweets this morning about how Ngozi Fulani was inviting questions because of how she was dressed so it 'wasn't racist.' Nope. I'm white-American and for the past decade people have been telling me that I 'fit in' and that I 'seem British'.

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

@Paps44984120 I don't know about 'naively' but yes, when youre white you don't get questioned.

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

@greg_jenner Next time you're in Trafalgar Square check out Charles I's horse!

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

@Etsy I've been getting these emails but haven't done anything with my shop for nearly a decade. The email listed bounces back. Please advise!

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

@Catfish_Man @nwreg @Aleen Someone already mentioned Flush which is a decent app... there are several UK toilet maps as well (@LoocationsUK and @GBToiletMap are the two most useful that I know) I don't know of one for bidets... a better bet would probably be an existing map adding that as a search filter.

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

Here's what I get up to on my days off!

[Belles of London City @BellesOfLondon]

We "Wowed the onlookers!" Thanks @myldn for the excellent video!

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

In case this is of interest to anyone (you don't have to be an East London resident to apply)

[Parrabbola @parrabbola]

A few places remaining on our Free Oral History Training next week, Tuesday 5th & Thursday 7th April 9:30am-1pm on Zoom.
More information and apply https://t.co/vknzMtBVi1
#NewhamHeritageMonth #OralHistory @NewhamHeritage @HeritageFundL_S

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

This month I'm doing @WateraidUK's #WalkForWater challenge. Walking and talking about sanitation is sort of my thing, so it seemed like a natural fit. Check out my page here, and visit WaterAid's website to learn about all the important work they do! https://t.co/tUP1rNl7Ra

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

@wolvesmarc @Telegraph To do them justice when I called (slightly before 9am on a Saturday) they were really quick to answer, and cancelled it for me. Still indignant about having to call though, when it clearly says "Cancel any time" on the sign up (grumble grump!!!)

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

Is it strictly legal not to have a way to cancel a subscription online (only a telephone number to call)? Because that's how @Telegraph seem to be set up... they have ignored my e-mails and their hours to call are so limited I haven't been able to get in touch.

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

@GetFlushedPod I'll keep that in mind if I ever move somewhere they cover!

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

Catching up on the Chase... fantastic as ever, but @BradleyWalsh should know that American Cider is so much more than "Just Apple Juice" 😅

[The Loo Lady @theloolady]

It's Thomas Crapper day! Here are 10 things you probably didn't know about England's most famous plumber! https://t.co/aYdyG758BG #ThomasCrapper #ThomasCrapperDay #FlushedWithPride