Lori Dean

I play make believe professionally while immensely loving two handsome men, one is 6’1” the other is 1’6”.

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

#Sisyphus was the Greek myth about a mother with small children cleaning her home every evening between 7:00-9:00, right?

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

@SarahHuckabee @realDonaldTrump @SarahHuckabee did you happen to see the movie Wall-E??? I know it’s just a bunch of global elitist Disney animators trying to infest pure conservative American minds- but, um, the planet is dying.

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

@JennyPhagan @BacheloretteABC @Clare_Crawley I love her so much. Like the most of all of them. I’ve never rooted so hard for someone. If only we could do one of those watch parties.

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

The arc of history is not bent automatically. It does not bend itself. We bend it.
Thank you, @andrewmarantz your book is mind exploding #antisocialbook #vote

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

@shannleighreeve Just the usual randomly closing and consolidating polling precincts causing crazy lines citing low poll worker applicants, which is why I signed up.

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

Wow. Now I’m really glad I signed up to be a poll worker- - - - - IN GEORGIA #VoterSuppression

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

Should we just rename it to Supreme Conservatives of the United States?? #SCOTUS

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

@rconner77 @taylorswift13 @realDonaldTrump Cut to- two female tweens being grounded for sneaking out to a Taylor Swift concert that their mom forbade them to attend.

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

@JennyPhagan @BachelorABC “My story is so great. Don’t you love my story of the fiancé that fell over dead from a heart attack?!”

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

There are four Chi-Chi’s restaurants in Belgium and none in the USA. Good luck sleeping after knowing that.

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

I just realized when my husband and I acquire our inevitable celebrity that we’ll have to delete all of our child’s instagram photos. Ugh, how annoying....

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

Really loving the Instagram swimsuit ads ten months postpartum aka ten months post hugeness.

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

I love the world tonight.

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

You know when you’re in a really dreadful situation and tell yourself to just deal with it and compartmentalize the terribleness, then miraculously get out of said awful situation and suddenly feel like you love everything about the world because you’re free from the worst of it?

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

Baby daddy: “Remember when we used to ask each other what time we wanted to get up in the morning?”
Me: 👶👩🔨☕️🍷🚬💊💉

I love my child.

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

McNOTCarran #lasvegasairport #sucks

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@massipenate Those pics were epic 👩🏼‍🎤

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

It’s true. Our industry needs more inclusion. But I tell ya. There is one good thing about working in a still man’s world. When you have to go doodoo, there is most likely an empty ladies room in the production office. But that’s it! Otherwise, more women in film please!!

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

I wonder where Robert Loggia would sit at baseball games. #theloge

[Lori Dean @theloridean]

Do you think when a technician installs central air conditioning into a house they tell the homeowner, “Your house is duct up!” #momjokes