Johnny Klebitz

♧ ɢᴛᴀ ʀᴘ

♧ 18+ || ᴍᴅɴɪ || ɴsғᴡ

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

𝕁𝕆ℍℕℕ𝕐 𝕂𝕃𝔼𝔹𝕀𝕋ℤ
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ᴛʜᴇ Lᴏsᴛ ᴍᴄ
ᴘʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ

♡ & ↻

[𝕯𝑼𝑽𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @VICECITYRUNNER]

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[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

Peace out LC. Time to move to Vice CIty.

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

@LEONIDABICHOTA Big sad eyes looking up at you would break anyone.

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

Johnny could not tell that woman no.

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

God, Lucia is a thicc girl.

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

God, Lucia is a thicc girl.

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

Been away for a while. The fuck's been happening?

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

In my experience, a woman will drink your liquor, spend your money, and stab you in the back.

But maybe I'm just unlucky in love.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓵ucía . @LEONIDABICHOTA]

that i'm gonna have to
disagree with .

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

@CAMOANDPRADA "You know you really should look at getting someplace else for this here operation. Much more of a risk running it from here," he said, taking another drink, before offering her the bottle. She'd said no, but in his experience that hadn't stopped people changing their minds.

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

@CAMOANDPRADA He took a swig from the bottle, before putting it back down on the table.

"So. Am I gonna get some special treatment from your girls?"

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

@CAMOANDPRADA // me getting ready to mod him into GTA VI and pretend it never happened.

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

@CAMOANDPRADA “And here I was thinking you weren’t gonna come through,” he grinned, grabbing the bottle and twisting the cap. “You gonna share it with me?”

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

@CAMOANDPRADA “Sounds like you told him to piss off and the prick took it a little literally.”

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

@LEONIDABICHOTA Certainly more reliable.

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

@LEONIDABICHOTA Feels good between your legs. Almost as good as a woman.

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

@CAMOANDPRADA “Just cause you ain’t a bar don’t mean you can’t have some refreshments.

Trevor? That asshole? No not yet.”

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

@CAMOANDPRADA "Could be better. What a man gotta do to get some drinks around here?"

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

// away this weekend, v. limited activity (not that I really have anything going on here)

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

Nothing like the feel of riding a bike.

[Johnny Klebitz @thelostmcpres]

President.