the lost vibrator

daily updates on the whereabouts of the mysterious lost vibrator

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

after 1 year, 4 months, 9 days and 13 hours... the beloved vibrator had been found. the owner was contacted and is absolutely over the moon.

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

Almost a year since the beloved vibrator was lost... The search has continued through the last 11 months but sadly... no luck. #RIPvibrator

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

one week since the owner had left. owner has arrived and is devastated to hear that the vibrator is still missing. please keep an eye out.

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

update: owner is currently away from home and is praying that the vibrator will not fall into the hands of her brothers... #1RT = #1PRAY

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

If you have seen or heard of the vibrator in the last 48 hours please call 1800-thelostvibrator to update us on your information.

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

update: search parties have returned , I'm sorry for the vibrators loved ones but the disappearance continues.

[Alex's Adventures @alexxsadventure]

@thelostvibrator FUCK OFF 😂😂😂

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

@ALEXR5SOS hahahahhahah

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

@Harrison_CK you know you want to

[H @Harrison_CK]

Guys guys guys...10 MIN FOLLOW SPREE....GO 😁

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

@chloenelsxn I fucking love YOU

[chloe @chloenelsxn]

@thelostvibrator i fucking love you HAHAHAHA

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

update: another search party has been sent out to hopefully find the beloved vibrator.

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

update:
still no where to be seen. who has it? is it the brother? maybe the mother? or maybe it's the dog that doesn't even exist.

[l8r portia @simpaticomatty]

@thelostvibrator AHAHAHSJSSXVKKFHAHAHAHAHA IM DONE JAHAHAHAHAHAGA

[the lost vibrator @thelostvibrator]

time of disappearance:
Sunday, the 27th of September, 6.35pm