The Lowell Goat

A freedom-loving ruminate who has settled down.

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

YASSSSSSS QUEEEENNNNN

[Dan Kennedy @dankennedy_nu]

Does this mean @TheLowellGoat can get a blue check mark?

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

@dankennedy_nu Udderly ridiculous.

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

GET VACCINATED, HUMANS.

[ej @ejdickson]

(takes a deep breath): A teacup pig who went viral for living at a Park Slope firehouse just came out as an anti-vaxxer after posting a rant on its Instagram Stories opposing the FDNY vaccine mandate. https://t.co/hcjeWsiXGC

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

@Karynregal @SenMarkey @SenWarren @sethmoulton @AyannaPressley @RepStephenLynch @RepAuchincloss @RepLoriTrahan @RepMcGovern I have thoughts

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

BRUH WTF https://t.co/45qyYUEplm

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

Fake news

[Leomom @junkets313]

@TheLowellGoat @aselahcurtis just heard a call a large group of goats hanging around in Lowell. Any inside scoops ?

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

Big win for all of us

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

@brianjdamico @SteveSaleeba

[Jenn Lord Paluzzi 🏳️‍🌈 @lordpaluzzi]

I guess my fate post @TheLowellGoat is that goats will pay tribute by escaping when we meet.

[Tom Zuppa @tomzuppa]

@lordpaluzzi Sorry, we only cover @TheLowellGoat.

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

@tomzuppa @lordpaluzzi

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

RUN MY BROTHER, RUN! CPD CAN'T CATCH YOU IF YOU JUMP DOWN ONTO THE FITCHBURG RAIL TRACKS! RIGHT @LowellPD? :)

[ConcordMAPolice @ConcordMAPD]

#TrafficAlert report of a goat 🐐 in the road Lowell Rd at Barretts Mill Rd. Yes a goat #ConcordMA

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

TALK ABOUT A BUZZCUT AMIRIGHTMYGOATS

[Jill Harmacinski @EagleTribJill]

'Barbershop' shut down after goat slaughtering #Lawrence #Covid19 https://t.co/QPsiykBQlJ

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

RUN BESSIE, RUN! https://t.co/1tb3pjYfMv

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

https://t.co/8RsRkke5xl

[Saul Tannenbaum - @[email protected] @stannenb]

Somebody needs to track down the @TheLowellGoat and see if this is the start of an uprising.

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

https://t.co/8RsRkke5xl

[Ash J @AshAgony]

A Georgia cop was serving civil papers at someone's home when a goat got into the cop's car, began eating her papers, refused to get out the car, & then head-butted the cop to the ground when it finally did get out the car. https://t.co/CtuQGA9voX

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

I ate them

[Dr.SHIVA Ayyadurai, MIT PhD. Inventor of Email @va_shiva]

At least 100,000 mail-in ballots for #Shiva4Senate were destroyed in the Massachusetts US Senate elections.

My attorneys are preparing a lawsuit.

Please click & fill the form below if you voted for me in the Primary.

https://t.co/2gRKUbZWOE

[The Lowell Goat @TheLowellGoat]

GOAT TEAM: ACTIVATE

[Bill Sheerin @AssignGuy]

Guess these two wanted to get in on National Dog Day;

@ExeterNHPD want to know if these are your baby goats they just found trying to cross the road near Highland St and Portsmouth Ave.

https://t.co/KgpytVuM4a

#WCVB