Charlatan

Treat me like an option, I'll leave you like a choice 😎
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Chelsea by blood 💙💙

[Clara @girl_syndrome]

Men are always friends with some guy you couldn’t even imagine

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how I feel when someone is showing me a video that isn't funny and lasts more than 2 minutes

[Taata kampala🦺 @Taatakampala19]

Me after taking a girl's number that I won't text😂

[King™️ 🇦🇷 @UTDxKing]

I accidentally called the teacher Ferran instead of Miss

[ᗪIOᑎ ᗷETT @DionBett]

Ukiomba dem ako na ukimwi alafu akunyime. 😂

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

- Go to Brazil
- Have a baby
- Enroll him in football
- Wait 16 years
- Sell him to Real Madrid

Become a millionaire without effort.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

Once you defeat lust, the game is won

[IVY @ivymuthe]

This kind of Love is legit until the husband gets pregnant.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Normalize praying before embarking on journeys. Long or short. Leaving your house and returning safely is a blessing.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

EBOLA is the most lethal contagious disease in the world. It has no treatment or vaccination.

Bringing Americans who are exposed to EBOLA to Kenya for whatever reasons is an act of HIGH TREASON as it exposes EVERYONE to extinction.

It must be opposed, resisted and overturned. No Ifs or Buts.

#SovereigntyFirst
#RutoMustGoNow
#NoToImperialism

[Oliver Burdick @oliverburdick]

Science says we need four basic elements to survive:

- Food
- Water
- Air
- Light

Now here's what Jesus says:

- I am the bread of life
- I am the living water
- I am the breath of life
- I am the light of the world

Science was right, we all need Jesus.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do you ever wonder if bank employees look at your account and think: how is this person surviving😆

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

The sad part about being deeply understanding is that people start expecting forgiveness before they even apologize.

[arson🌂 @desi0re]

I’m still laughing😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

A moving man will meet his luck

[KAT @reallKAT]

I fell in love with this scripture:

“There will come a time when your tears will fall, not because of your troubles, but because God has answered your prayers.”

— 𝖧𝖠𝖡𝖠𝖪𝖪𝖴𝖪 𝟤:𝟥