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@0331M60 @RegThomas19 @RandymH @lavern_spicer You realize they’d have to find such convincing evidence that she committed a crime that the Senate votes to impeach her too, right?

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@0331M60 @RegThomas19 @RandymH @lavern_spicer So what, Joe Biden’s impeached and then Kamala Harris becomes president and solves all those problems?

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@jbouie See ya on TikTok!!

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@donwinslow Good thing @donwinslow is here to make sure all those young voters, POC, and women know that all their energy and work meant absolutely nothing to him. Way to rally the troops.

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@seventyx7 Especially when Iowa
Republicans just re-elected Chuck Grassley.

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@Willadeanwhy @ClayTravis Didn’t Trump issue a bunch of executive orders and claim that Article II of the Constitution gives the president the right to do whatever they want?

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@PatMcAfeeShow He can be a bit polarizing, but I love him!

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@CryptoFitboy @MadLib55X @charliekirk11 I’m doing great financially right now, so give me another reason to vote for him.

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@amyjrsc @stevefirelight @lavern_spicer It’s true, Trump’s been dutifully tonguing Putin’s balls for the past 6 years, so they’re intimately acquainted.

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@JonathanDean_ I feel like there’s a solid chance we’ll get a @drewisgooden review of this one.

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@pattonoswalt I’m still positive @NickAdamsinUSA is either the ultimate satire account, or he gets legitimately aroused by people mocking and humiliating him on Twitter. It really could go either way.

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@iUsedToBeADuck When I was single, yes. Once I got into a long-term relationship I just got better at foreplay.

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@NiklasNorman1 @daniellemkali @RandBallsStu @BullyCreative It is the most accurate aspect of the thing!

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@Lancegooden What’s the reasoning here? That if the judge had ruled before the election we would’ve voted Republican ? Or not voted at all? It was the Biden actually taking action that energized voters, not whether or not it got blocked by the courts.

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@jbouie It’s a little muddy out here, maybe I should just tuck my pants into these German-made leather boots. And it’s a little chilly, I’ll just slip on this sharp, German-made jacket here. See the stitching on the lightning runes? You just can’t beat German-made quality!

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@BenjaminCrew1 Billy Zane with that Blue Steel.

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@FemConserv @MattWallace888 For all this talk from conservatives about toughness & freedom, y’all sure do seem to love being completely & utterly subservient to anyone who’s got more money than you.

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@InfangerBarbara @joncoopertweets This is the only correct answer.

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@algiersjonson @3YearLetterman That’s obviously photoshopped, Jackson. Costner starred in Dirty Dancing.