lucy desjardins (acab)

god can’t save you from straws

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

All I’m saying is I’ve never met a dog that’s afraid of women

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@BlindFunk @MollyBOfficial She’s always so busy, robot vacuums are SO much easier and save a ton of time. I’m sure with two huge dogs and a long-haired cat daily vacuuming is necessary

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@XoArii28 @Alesandra811 @im_johnnessa @itszaeok i thought i buried the childhood trauma of my mom bursting in my room every morning at 6:30

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@queerfuckery @MollyBOfficial If you’re on Facebook check out the page Canine Enrichment Ideas! People really go all out with their ideas, from freezing dozens of purées in various toys to hiding treats in plastic bottles and old towels. I’ve learned a lot on there!

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@MollyBOfficial This is the one I use the most with my dog! It’s a level 2, and we just upgraded her to level 3. I like it bc the pieces can’t detach so she can’t take them out and chew on them. I usually put half her meal in it and the rest with her meds in her bowl https://t.co/hIuqyDaoi0

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

if what amber heard is saying is true about johnny depp not wanting her to be an actress then he had good reason bc she is not good at this

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

2/ feel like it speaks to the narrative around disability in general!

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@MollyBOfficial I’d love to get your take on Specially-Abled Pets Day. It used to be called Disabled Pets Day, but was changed in 2006 as it held a “negative connotation” and pets can do a lot “despite their disabilities.” I know it’s just animals but I 1/ https://t.co/ZRGb6IpgFm

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@theheatherhogan i worked at an ice cream shop, a grocery store service desk, and interned at the senate one summer. i was exhausted and answering phones was hell lol

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@Black24Payne @jenny2x4 maybe he had to take a shit damn this makes me realize i could never be in congress bc of my ibs

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

this is the second time i’ve had a dream about a tinder date who loves crocs as much as i do. just make it real or don’t just stop taking it away

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

jackie is definitely planning to poison everyone at breakfast tomorrow #Jeopardy

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@MollyBOfficial Also when I was looking for it I found this food puzzle for cats!! It’s shaped like a leaf and the pieces are little ladybugs, it’s so adorable and I feel like that’s right up Lavender’s alley https://t.co/IMlBfHqH2E

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@MollyBOfficial This is the one I started my dog with. It’s a level 2/4, and there are different types to get at each level. In this one he would need to figure out how to slide and push things out of the way to get to the food https://t.co/gHow7SSBm8

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@tartecosmetics 4th grade so 10

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@MollyBOfficial My dog does!!!

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

@MarkyDoo1304 @PsychHistorian @JeffPrevalTV @news4buffalo well .. no shit. i wonder what those who didn’t recover would have to say about it though

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

so @nytimes buys wordle and now it goes soft?

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

honestly how dare the fedex guy ring my doorbell during my afternoon nap

[lucy desjardins (acab) @thelucydesja]

by whom, his wife???