❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷

Perpetual student, learner of things, collector of knowledge. And sometimes poop jokes.

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

The internet told me to stop taking vitamins and now I’m dead.

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

@CrookedMedia been getting a lot of errors trying to download y’all’s podcasts recently. Overcast won’t download anything, Apple Podcasts is hit or miss, and Amazon Music usually takes two or three days before I stop getting an invalid file error. Y’all good?

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

On a scale from free tickets to Hamilton to 1930s Germany, how’s everyone doing right now?

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

😭

Really excited to get my period for Election Day. It promises to make everything very chill and not at all overwhelming.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Kamala Harris talks to Kamala Harris

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

@JesseThorn @JordanJesseGo

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

@1goodtern My oldest was born Nov 2020 and has never been in public without a mask. He’s never had COVID, but he’s also reading chapter books at 3 1/2 so….🤷‍♀️

[Brian Sandvig @Brian_Sandvig]

Jimmy Carter's birth is closer to John Quincy Adams's Inauguration Day than today's date.

[Denis - The COVID info guy - @BigBadDenis]

Excess mortality rate post-Covid could persist until 2033.

"The repercussions of the Covid-19 pandemic are not yet over. According to a report by reinsurer Swiss Re, many countries are still experiencing excess mortality"

https://t.co/gTZTsTCctn

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

@1goodtern 👋🤘

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

Gave birth. Twice. 😷🙌

[tern @1goodtern]

What is the most memorable thing you have done in a mask.

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

Ok, but did they choose him because they only have to change two letters on the promotional materials and somehow think this will save them money?

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

Some very loud ladies at the next table are going absolutely gaga about how beautiful all the speakers were at the RNC. All mean girls peaked in high school and are still evaluating people’s merit based on their appearance. 🙄

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

Michelle/Dolly 2024

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

Incredible to me that @Venmo is such a popular service. They have been declining a business payment for 24 hours “for my protection” and all their customer support people will tell me is “try again in an hour.” How is that not a scam? Unbelievable.

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

Every time Mike Johnson claps is another nail in his coffin.

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

JFC, no wonder nothing gets done in Congress. Can we drag out this pre show any longer?

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

@FedEx says that @USPS has my package. USPS says they haven’t received the package yet. FedEx tracking shows it hasn’t moved since last Sunday. I guess it’s lost forever.

[❤️‍🩹 the Mabster 😷 @TheMabster]

I have a FedEx package that’s just been sitting at the warehouse one town over for 2 days. I know there are bigger problems with the world to be concerned about but…what gives?

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

More confirmation that deaths attributed to COVID are an undercount, not an overcount

[Aṅgulimarketing @antiviral_mktng]

Hello class!

This is a bottle of Bitrex solution. It is the bitterest tasting substance known to science. I have filled this nebulizer with it.

*turns on nebulizer, stream of particles shoots out*

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