Pat “the machine” Mcguire

beer magnet | 6-7 | account deleted at 24k | yes, I’m wearing Peter

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

@SamOlbur How many first pitch sinkers are we gonna look at? 7,8,9 hitters are literally worthless. I can do better.

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

Yeah if your a fuckin pigeon😭😭. Emotional hedging is for pussies. @JonnyBag_

[Steven @GoCubs49]

My favorite type of sports bettor is the person that bets money on their favorite team to lose in the playoffs so they get something if they win or lose.

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

This is bullshit. Have some respect Likely.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

New #Giants QB JJ McCarthy has been assigned No. 18.

So, a new team and a new number, with 9 already being worn by Isaiah Likely.

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

What is Collinsworth’s obsession with “the new Broncos OC”, Davis Webb? Shut the fuck up.

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

Ay @BoNix10 even tougher fuckin watch bro.

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

Ay @BoNix10 tough fuckin watch bro.

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

They sure did Kirko @LSUfootball

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Good for Ole Miss. They deserve it!

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

My drama queen baby!! See you soon 18.

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

Ay @BoNix10 tough fuckin watch bro.

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

@HSCReynolds cryan day what a fuckin loser. Ahahahahah 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

Can’t believe I get to watch 18 tomorrow

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

1. Puka
2. Chase
Argue with a wall pussies

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

@u_fullback He’s hurt dumbass. That’s my guy.

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

Mike Evans hamstring by week 5

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Robot dies mid-run during the ‘Robot Olympics’

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

Pat is ready for ya too! 🤗

[Brooke Fletcher @BrookeFletcher]

Crosstown Series, we’re ready for ya! @Taylor_McGregor

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

Swear you tuff Pozo 💀💀 #fatfuck

[Andy Kostka @afkostka]

Yohel Pozo draws a walk

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

Connor McGregor

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

@coot3rhunta8 Gweg will do that ya unfortunately

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

@perrygerald69 Nice job Perry, I got 17.4/18!

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

Just finished my last class ever. Celebrating accordingly. #patout

[Pat “the machine” Mcguire @themachine_67]

@coot3rhunta8 Can I come?