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[j @swirps]

my ex definitely won i don’t think i’ll feel good enough to date ever again

[getonyourkneesformrsclaus @themadch1ld]

@Onyeka_Chi1 I will be there once they’re on again, never letting him go Scot free

[dolapo @gammalin20]

same but nysc is changing that

"boss abeg shey na here dem dey do documentation?"

[watergun @tersseer]

raising your phone to listen to a voice note then it auto pause is peak rage bait 😭

[jindu✨ @jindu__]

Btw, making content to mock engineering girls isn't fun. It's derogatory and sexist.

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Those children and teachers still dey forest?
Una don move on?
Nigeria can't be a real place. 💔

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

Peter Obi made that call to Tinubu to resign less than 24 hours ago. The presidency account released a WORDY statement as quickly as they could. 79 children were kidnapped from 2 different states and the nation was addressed on twitter DAYS later.

[bab’sibiya💗 @_lizwe]

my biggest downfall as a youngho is that I don’t know how to ask a man for money 😭😭🧎🏾‍➡️

[86 @__farian]

Only God knows what they use to judge these miss NYSC thing in camp😂

[getonyourkneesformrsclaus @themadch1ld]

@lamiscosco_ My dear na so we see am

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

you’re actually mad

i went to ghana and was in ghana for two days, i had 5gb worth of data and left with 3gb

i just bought 40gb data yesterday and was told its finished today

are you guys fucking mad?

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

The Profile of Nigerian Politician:

Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London, India
Holidays — UAE or USA
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections or primaries
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated"

Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming

Country — Managed remotely.

They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria —Their cemetery

But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂

If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual 🫵.

[jay @Jay_bigstepper]

"I'm tired of eating junk like pizza and burgers."
Something Nigerians save up to buy and they use pictures of them as their monthly dump.
We're in hell.

[M A G U N G A @theMagunga]

Players denied entry. Officials denied entry. And now refs?

If USA didnt want to host the World Cup, what was the point of all that lobbying?

[mike @mikealebiosu]

when your president announces a new project, and the comments are filled with curses and complaints from citizens instead of praise.

that tells you everything you need to know.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

A country that denies people entry based on their nationality should not host the World Cup.

A World Cup belongs to humanity,
not immigration politics.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Rape does justify abortion.

You should never be forced to carry a baby from a man that violated you.

[tinachella ⸆⸉ @tinachella]

Oh those two are NOT paying attention lmao. Meanwhile Christina with the meh face.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

This is their 26th night being held by terrorists 🤲🏻😭😭. I think of them every night😭. God!

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Only the United States would host a World Cup and disallow the world to come.