themagdalenx

yr anti-American dream — they/them — writer; painter; and meme machine out here making OC

[R.A.P. Ferreira (afk) @hipcatscience]

up in that seattle with aj suede duin our legal hustle

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

you have to listen to strawberry blond by mitski first

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

@SadeeBee

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

i'd apologize but i'm not fucking sorry

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

don't neglect your kids or they'll make you a grandchild on your tombstone

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

Okay okay I lied — this is how it would actually go

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

Pokémon trading as flirting

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Atheism left an empty space
Secular religion took its place

But left the people in despair
Childless hedonism sans care

Maybe religion’s not so bad
To keep you from being sad

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

@Mike_Eagle aw nuts

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

@Mike_Eagle 😎

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

Yw @clppng lmao ✝️🙏 he has risen indeed

[Clipping @clppng]

Sent to the office in 7th grade and made to wear my PE uniform all day because I showed up in this t-shirt

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

If your critical assessment skills are so underdeveloped as to find that shitshow of ableist bad science remotely credible, you weren’t cut out for editorial roles anyways lmao

[house as a cemetery & the pain diary @poetjohncompton]

@RubenQuesada I love you for this
thank you 💜💙💚💛🧡❤

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

Damn I’d love a Fragrantica breakdown of what soulfolks cologne smells like

[R.A.P. Ferreira (afk) @hipcatscience]

put some soulfolks cologne in the air too

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

@hipcatscience O shit just saw this. Could have helped :<

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

@coastal_poet @RoyallMargaret @TopTweetTuesday Thank you for reading! That line was originally the requisite simile but when I was editing the piece down for the word limit, I changed it (and forgot to keep it a simile lmao ope)

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

Hi @RoyallMargaret and @TopTweetTuesday — here’s my entry for this week

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

wild that we're gonna have to march on Washington to get a whole penny per stream

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

mf bars

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

my body wants
to eat things
that taste good
at night time

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

@SaraswatiNagpal @TopTweetTuesday Thank you! This was the original draft for a Facebook group dedicated to William Carlos Williams’ Plumposting

[themagdalenx @themagdalenx]

Hi @SaraswatiNagpal and @TopTweetTuesday! First time hopping in — here’s a parody I wrote a while ago based on the last stanza from Eliot’s Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock