themagicnumberthree

Older mum-of-one, part-time Careers Adviser, bookworm, blogger, dancer and lazy housekeeper. Heath's mum.

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Just cracked 6 double yolker eggs in a row. 1 in a quintillion chance, apparently #doubleyolk #doubleyolker #lucky #whataretheodds

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My 8 year old, this morning. 'Mum, can I have some of that sniffy stuff that wakes you up?'. ESSENTIAL OILS 😂. He wanted aromatherapy.#parenting #kidssaythefunniestthings #oops #mumfail

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Genuinely delighted to discover that the Victorians referred to private couple time as 'horizontal refreshment' #sexytime #Victorian #History

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@fesshole I have a postgraduate qualification but still get confused with midnight and midday on the 24 hour clock

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How can a child love spaghetti but not linguine, fusilli but not penne? It all tastes the same. Parenting is so rewarding #pastaproblems #parenting #mumlife

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@NoContextBrits Herpes

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@fesshole Genuinely confused about how people are getting away without ironing anything. Who can afford to run a tumble dryer at the moment?

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@GravesendHome @fesshole Um the 2 kids part

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@Antiantivaxx1 @fesshole She could have owned the house and circumstances had changed leaving her short of money

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Not saying I'm scatty in the mornings, but it transpires I put my instant coffee sachets destined for my office in school in my son's lunch bag instead of my own, where he thought they were sweets and tipped the dry contents of one into his mouth at break time #parentingfail

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Horrified and concerned by the effect of rising energy prices on the nation. However, very grateful to the shopper in the new B & M Stirling who rearranged the initialled cushions to read 'cock' and brightened up my day. #energycrisis #CostOfLivingCrisis #scottishtweets

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This week I've been working really hard at getting more organised including getting things ready the night before. I have to say I'm loving it! I wake up in the morning see things are ready and I'm like 'wow, thanks me!' #organisation #adulthood

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I think I speak for most of the UK today when I say 'where's my bloody Sellotape?' #Christmas2021 #Christmas #Parenthood

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Can you imagine being able to have a night out where you drink in moderation, remain elegant, refrain from talking shite to anyone with ears or being overfriendly to complete strangers and feel OK the next day? Me neither

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If you don't have a hideous facial expression that you save specifically to pull at your spouse, are you even married? #marriedlife

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@fesshole Ooh fantastic! I often think I should have a stash of post it notes in the car for this eventuality but you've gone one better

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Worrying times for the 6 million who are immunosuppressed or living with a chronic illness- the majority of which are invisible. Please think of others as you enjoy your increased freedoms today #freedomdayUK #shieldus #maskup #helptheshielding

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It's probably fair to say this isn't the best holiday I've been on so far ...#staycation #glampingscotland #rainyday @ Dunbar, East Lothian, United Kingdom https://t.co/rd22MKIVDn

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Just posted a photo @ St. Ninians https://t.co/EUMB00JyZw