islifeajoke🇮🇹

finding my way through hoeism and pop culture

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

nah this gotta be the most kill yourself friday

[Gnoc @Gnoc290438]

@hannahwithfur this has been talked about extensively you're just 21

[miss let it linger @glindacent]

im gonna piss myself

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

POV: it’s 2007 and you’re a kid again

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

my high school senior picture that my family did not buy lol

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

She has 2 Nobel prizes, I have 2 Diamond albums, we're practically the same person

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Things you feel like doing when you have an exam 5 hours away

[nikshep 🇪🇸 @nikshepinnit]

Congrats on your 10k run and your 130kg deadlift and your 35g protein dessert and your upcoming hyrox training we are all going to die one day

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Alejo @bjs_alejo2]

el primer grupo que te haces en la facultad

[NEET @neetrockstar]

Jacking off drunk feels like an underwater mario level

[Reader Justus ☦️ @ReaderJustus]

in serbia you can go to church and see nikola tesla charging a rasengan

[Nea "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

My therapist: The Audrey Hepburn Hijab Hydra isn’t real. She can’t hurt you.

Audrey Hepburn Hijab Hydra:

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

It’s crazy that X Factor had an ‘Over 25s’ category. 11 year old me was sat there thinking they were so brave for trying to achieve their dreams at such a late stage in life