Danny

[Danny @themaindanger]

@TheOrangeCone Chas stain

[Danny @themaindanger]

⁦@regularcars⁩ A very familiar statue in Bridgeville PA #regularcarreviews

[Danny @themaindanger]

What it means when they say #almostheaven #wildandwonderful #wv #takemehome #cheatriver #ravensrock #coopersrock

[Danny @themaindanger]

I used to watch the Lorax and think bottled air was a crazy idea. But thanks to SCOTUS now it’s just a business opportunity. #rareair #SCOTUS

[Danny @themaindanger]

School shootings are post term abortions without any choice

[Danny @themaindanger]

Looks like the Ukrainian real estate market is about to go boom

[Danny @themaindanger]

I have an 8yo daughter who can competently care for her 2yo cousin without questions. Diapers, food, entertainment. And a 6yo son who can figure out all things computer related but can’t figure out he needs to lift the toilet seat LID up to pee. #girlsruleboysdrool

[Danny @themaindanger]

Best part about Thanksgiving was definitely grandma telling a story about a random penis who called her on whatsapp at 2am. “I know my penises and that wasn’t anyone i knew!” #shitgrandmasays

[Danny @themaindanger]

@jgray743 @PhilKabler Just follow the justice model. No tax!

[Danny @themaindanger]

Visiting kids Minecraft worlds is like visiting their apartment in their twenties. Two are going to make it. One has some red flags. #fatherhood

[Danny @themaindanger]

Hey Dan jr have you ever had mule meat? You never had a piece of ass so fine.
#grandmajokes

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@eisenbae Maybe. So many things at once

[Danny @themaindanger]

My kids: ...
Me: (trying to poop in peace)
My kids: all of the sudden every problem ever all at once.

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#Democracy?

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Electricians need 1000s of hours of apprenticeship so they know wtf they're doing. You ask an electrician for a tool out of their belt and they can reach for it by feel and give it to you. This wasn't life or death until incompetence showed up.
#wtf https://t.co/IkaRti2ofs

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You know you swear a lot when you use a different keyboard app and it tries to correct every word back to something pc.

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@regularcars 2001 525 wagon 5mt

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@clnbrns Goes

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@clnbrns Sea foam green does great with rust.

[Danny @themaindanger]

@AOC @WVAHC is working hard to bring affordable healthcare too those who need it most. #MedicareForAll