Hamlet (Emily M)

Just the main guy IG: @hamlet_72

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

@Ophmeal so much I'd eat a croc

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Poisoned and dying admiring Horatio's resistance to death's temptations in order to tell my story #thanksbrother #seeyousoonLaertes #theend

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Another royal betrayal by the hands of "the king"- how could you let my mother go like this... #RIPmom #enjoyhellClaud

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Just when you think you got rid of Polonius' flowery tongue Osric shows up 😓 #hatgameweak #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

What really is the difference in life when we're all just dirt in the end? #AlexandertheGreatasamudwall #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Fair Ophelia you shall be missed 💐 I loved thee ❤️ #RIP #morethan40thousandmen #makingmountainslooklikewarts #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Nothing like having the Kings ring on me to get some sweet revenge #Denmarksseal #dadsalwayswithme #byeR&G #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

@Ophmeal #idcaboutyouanymore #gettheetoanunnery

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Prisoner of a pirate ship- Hi ho, hi ho, it's back to Denmark I go! #whatevenisEngland #didyamissme? #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Motivation? ✔️ willpower? ✔️ ability? ✔️ means? ✔️ constant violent thoughts? ❌ #worthless #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Had Claud playing hide-and-go-seek with Polo today, too bad he has to be dead to find his opponent #hellbound #soonenoughdaddio #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

You'd have to be one insane prince to talk to a sponge #sorryRosencrantz #noteveryonecanunderstandmyslywords #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Off to England! Hope momma G was trustworthy... #byeDenmark #vaca #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

You'd think I'd get praised for doing the man a favour, reacquainting him with the king #thoughtitwasarat #Iwaswrong #RIPpolo #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

When your parents can't even appreciate classic theatre #guilt #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

1 get thee to a nunnery, 2 get thee to a nunnery, 3 get thee to a nunnery, 4 #wcsshamlet #getthemessage

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Gave gifts to @Ophmeal? It wasn't me #shaggy #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

Why would I choose to live if I wasn't afraid of what's next? Coward's my middle name. #tobeornottobe #notmuchofaquestion #wcsshamlet

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

@denmark_horatio #spoileralert I have another name in mind for the protagonist #basedonatruestory?

[Hamlet (Emily M) @themainhamlet]

It's confession time unc, betcha didn't know I could write a play! #shakespearethesecond #wcsshamlet