Melville Pereira

likes to refer to himself in the third person

[Melville Pereira @themainmelv]

@GSGB01

[Melville Pereira @themainmelv]

@EBL2017 Have you got any stats on how many touches he takes to control a football?

[Melville Pereira @themainmelv]

@DanGourd You'll break that

[John Harris @johnharris1969]

This is mind boggling

[Melville Pereira @themainmelv]

@DanGourd @90min_Football Australian. Strewth mate!

[Melville Pereira @themainmelv]

@DanGourd @90min_Football Very clever Dan Gourd, if that is your real name 👏

[Kate McCann @KateEMcCann]

This is like when we discovered Dad didn’t actually work as a giraffe keeper, he worked in Ashworth psychiatric hospital which just had really really high walls.

[Melville Pereira @themainmelv]

@FarneticoToro @Baddiel @rickygervais @GaryLineker @Sheridansmith1 How many times will they have to sing happy birthday after that?

[Prof Ian Donald @professoriandonald.bsky.social @iandonald_psych]

1. The govt strategy on #Coronavirus is more refined than those used in other countries and potentially very effective. But it is also riskier and based on a number of assumptions. They need to be correct, and the measures they introduce need to work when they are supposed to.

[Melville Pereira @themainmelv]

@AnfieldRd96 Coutinho is gutted he left before everyone started getting their teeth done.

[Melville Pereira @themainmelv]

@beggardinho @Gary_Charles7 @AlessandroL_19 @_dr84 @MichaelBensonn You want to get on the Red Bull. Apparently it gives you wings.

[Si @BMA1913]

A perfect example of why not to take the piss out of a beautiful wild animal 👏🏼 #Cunts

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

England's Declan Rice nowhere to be seen for the goal.

[Adrian Durham @TheAdrianDurham]

#AtherstoneBallGame 😟

[Melville Pereira @themainmelv]

@DanGourd Dan

[Christopher Livingstone Eubank @ChrisEubank]

Don’t do it Zachary.
If U take up boxing, U can never fight outside the ring, U have to always protect people.
U have to be continuously chivalrous which will give you distinction that will make U the odd one out, because U will become a hero to the masses which is very lonely.

[Melville Pereira @themainmelv]

@dadsbettingtips About as much as Man U are. #SpursItUp