Major C Langer

Actor-cum-conman. Likes female attire & correcting misplaced apostrophes. World Mornington Crescent champion 1957. Friends call me Claude, you call me The Major

[Major C Langer @themajorclanger]

Leaving an expert £1 at a car boot style fair is just about acceptable. When you're in an antique centre it's bloody stupid #bargainhunt

[Major C Langer @themajorclanger]

I fear Michaela will soon look like a character from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves #springwatch

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@welshjaci @BGT @SimonCowell But people didn't have to vote for the branded choir, who are, I believe are giving their prize money to charities helping farmers' mental health etc?

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Danny is actually becoming a slightly better presenter. I'm not saying he's another Wonnacott but do think he's taken criticism/feedback on board. #bargainhunt

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@ShirleyaCook Yes,cum with him on that one as while it is a wheel, that particular one was made of two wheels.

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Well done blues. Even making huge profits they didn't squeal and shriek and scream but kept it minimal (could have understood if they had screamed). #bargainhunt

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Christ, I had a suitcase full of marbles when I was a nipper. What on earth??? #bargainhunt

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That's only the second time I've known Gary to make a profit on his bonus buy #bargainhunt

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In a good auction, that knife should do £60-£70 minimum #bargainhunt

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Huge loss on the stop watch? Shock. Not. #bargainhunt

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@DarloBun I don't watch when she's on. She shrieks and screams with her teams at auctions.

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I wish someone kept a league table. We know anecdotally Gary is the worst but what about the best expert? Which expert has the most golden gavels for their bonus buy? Post-Wonnacott it's got to be between Kate Alcock and Nick Hall I think #bargainhunt

[Major C Langer @themajorclanger]

That cabinet should have made a tenner #bargainhunt

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@cumston_gary Good question

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Battle of the two weakest experts today! #bargainhunt

[Major C Langer @themajorclanger]

Best All-Time Experts on #bargainhunt:

1) Barby (The Master)
2) Laidlaw
3) Alcock/Bliss
4) Hanson
5) Serrell
6) Manning
7) Stacey
8) Hall

Ratings based on financial success and/or entertainment value

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Cooper helps team win £118 and a golden gavel. What's gone wrong??? #bargainhunt

[Major C Langer @themajorclanger]

@CaptMagenta Yes. They're definitely packaging new auctions around older segments.

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Blimey. The two weakest experts on one show. #bargainhunt

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A double ender! Filth #bargainhunt