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[themalago @themalago]

#WhyImVotingUkip, uk should have left the eurovision years ago, I blame abba for 50/50 gender quotas and conchita wurst for global warming

[themalago @themalago]

Eager to see what #LinuxVoice will do to the world of publishing & Linux http://t.co/vhIVdWV62T

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

[themalago @themalago]

Stow away sea lion on kayak http://t.co/EkhBiqHLlu

[Ben Williamson @BenjiWilliamson]

#nowthatchersdead We can have her funeral handled by the lowest bidder. It's what she would have wanted.

[John Cassidy @JohnCassidy]

The Osborrne files: Is Britain's Mr. Austerity a closet socialist? http://t.co/wazR4eQITF

[themalago @themalago]

@ZASaunders @NewYorker: In humor disputes, "courts often must decide whether a particular communication is, funny." http://t.co/BIzE556WKx

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1907, Punch expressed concern that modern technology was detrimental to human interaction...

[Jonty Pearce @JontyPearce]

If at first you don't succeed - try reading the instruction manual!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The Second Amendment trumps all the other amendments, because it's the one that's packing.

[themalago @themalago]

@WhistlerBlckcmb skipatrol treated a certain disloc shoulder onsite more professionally than some major hospitals I know, amazing, thank you

[nick revell @TheNickRevell]

All the Mayans round my manor are totally hammered already. It's alright for them - I've got to get up in the morning.

[themalago @themalago]

@crystalski & @aircanada first calls me at work asking for additional names missed by them, then charges me £75 to change a misspellt u to v

[Rehan Allahwala @rehanallahwala]

Do your own thing, Do not do it for people. If you walk on water, They will say you are walking on water, because you dont know how to Swim

[themalago @themalago]

@BristolPT dramatic in the aqua center this morning! R u there?