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[A @themalcolm_a]

happy father’s day. not gonna make any uncomfortable dad jokes today but know, i am most definitely thinking them.

[A @themalcolm_a]

@JakeChristianSS let her do it now because she ain’t doin it here

[A @themalcolm_a]

how is it 2018 and guys are still wearing shirts that say “i’d flex but i like this shirt”

[A @themalcolm_a]

i want a dog so bad but the moment i start referring to it as a “fur baby” someone plz remove it from my custody and hit me in the face.

[A @themalcolm_a]

why do i want a face tattoo so bad??? i’ve wanted one for like 2 years... what is happening. don’t @ me.

[A @themalcolm_a]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary - why does this make me feel old

[A @themalcolm_a]

would love to take a poll and see how many churches have done/are doing a sermon series called “God’s Plan” lol

[stevenfurtick @stevenfurtick]

My Rededication: Inspired By Billy Graham

[A @themalcolm_a]

i was just driving and i was trying to figure out why everybody was going so slow but then realize i was going 60 in a 40.

[A @themalcolm_a]

just saw a woman that had to at least be 50 years old walk through the hair salon with stance socks and high heals on. that’s confidence i wish i had.

[A @themalcolm_a]

🙃 this emoji describes how yo girl’s been feeling since 7am.

[A @themalcolm_a]

my friend called me chunti today so there’s that.

[A @themalcolm_a]

i for real have a bruise on my eyelid. a bruise. ok.

[A @themalcolm_a]

my cough is getting OUT OF HAND.

[A @themalcolm_a]

have you ever felt so tired and sick that you just wanna cry it out because you think that would make you feel better ??? me either

[Christine Caine @ChristineCaine]

Stop focusing on where you want to end up someday. Trust God by being faithful and serving where you are today.

[A @themalcolm_a]

does anyone remember the movie “Jack”???? i may or may not be crying tonight. cool. i did this to myself.

[Boston Terrier World @bterrierdogs]

Margot from Perugia, Italy!

[A @themalcolm_a]

total victory in Your name