Murph “the mallard” Murphy

Bury me on Long Island

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

I’m seeing this movie at 7 am tomorrow best believe I will be wearing pajamas

[Chet “Jet” McDougal @ChetBagMcDougal]

My boy wearing flops and his Dead pajamas to see The Odyssey, can we please #obliterate him.

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@ChetBagMcDougal Comfy at a long movie I see no issues

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@FungusCarl82090 @rBillSimmonsPod Not likable enough

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

Ugh so bored of scrolling on twitter let’s open up instagram where I can scroll through carousels of the same tweets I have seen 5 times.

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@hoosierjests Wish I was there that looks like such a great time drinking with the boys

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@louholtz69 My top 10 from the goat

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@ChadHarrison12 @Mitchellthe3rd I live in an area where more people play lacrosse than baseball. We kinda just called any glasses that looked like that Pit Vipers. And there were all considered faggy once you turned ten. I understand in places with real baseball culture it’s probably different

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@bigcheeseboyd Ball Knower song

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

Narragansett and pastrami sub. Who do you think you are I am

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@LGRW2002 Just purchased a Size Marge shirt from Marine Layer they are fire.

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@ChadHarrison12 @Mitchellthe3rd I played baseball in the northeast, culture might be a lil different we thought kids with glasses like that were fags

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

This is how I feel about Arab teens rocking the Brocoli haircut

[Joaquin “Caliente” Guzman @j0aquinGuzman]

Fuck it self dox #LANK

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@signachanplin If it has South Sudan it is after 2012

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@GeebSloane34002 Geeb’s army of Chuds when they find out she’s talking to another guy

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@ironlunganderso Girls that listen to Malcom Todd probably all over this guy

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@FastbreakHoops5 Half of these are explainable and number 10 you just tryna get the guy to respond

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

Ball Knowers?

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@Traymaximus @GeebSloane34002 Oh if only it were that simple

[Murph “the mallard” Murphy @themallard25]

@lebronhater420 @snorty_shorty That’s what makes it funny