Christine Zartman

I'm a CO native and have a pastry degree I don't use. I love star trek, harry potter & yarn

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

They're out of quat sanitizer so they're dying water pink for the inspection?

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

We should be able to cash out sick pay on days we work while sick, I should made double for being here and my boss should be motivated to send me home

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

Thanks @nickelback for spending 666 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Animals. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/rSmUL5QpTy

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

I really enjoyed ice planet barbarians, and bridgerton isn't too bad. Hear me out, Alien Debutante.

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

The #cdc recommends using acrylic yarn to make your potholders.

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

@AmazonPub @AmazonKDP I got a kindle unlimited subscription for ruby Dixons Ice Planet Barbarians series, but if you're not gonna carry that anymore I can take my business elsewhere.

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

@bonkyconk @Brooke and Taushen and Kate carrying Harrec.

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

New hobby: sincerely telling pagans asking about stones to buy 3-4oz of silver when they ask about gemstones. Psychic, loving, healing, goddess energy silver.

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

@BrowncoatAuror That is just about the time I really need to pee and can no longer focus on the plot.

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

You're fired @realDonaldTrump

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

Happy Birthday @BoyGeorge #AllBirthdaysMatter #TrumpWearsAdultDiapers

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

@FedEx

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@UPS

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

@CopperWear refilm that commercial for the copper mask. Nobody needs to wear a mask around the house. Masks are for being around people you don't live with.

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

@alamodrafthouse read your email about #COVID19, here's the big question, paid sick leave and job protection for all staff, especially the ones at the bottom?

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

@CocaCola here's a top to reduce plastic output on 2020, partner with @sodastreamusa and release the concentrate. Do it for all your products.

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

@alice1059 that cover of Billie Eilish's bad guy you keep playing, I don't know whos doing it, but stop. It makes me change the channel every time. Rather hear the real one.

[Christine Zartman @themangospanker]

Yes we do!