Jack Nelson

Bling-Bling Boy was about it

[Jack Nelson @themanimal2037]

nIFesa Collier and olIFia Miles cemented as 1st team all Minnesota sports collapses

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I know magneto hates all non-mutants. But, do you think he makes an exception for LeBron #marvel #thechosenone

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@shairnn 48

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@_onlyscott Ngolo Kante

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Ground type

[SirToastyToes @SirToastyToes]

Pop Quiz! What do all of these Pokemon have in common?

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Man fuck yoy @realDonaldTrump you couldn’t keep it in your pants around some damn kids and now because of that my survivor broadcast is gonna be interrupted by your dumb ass. Just talk about your war crimes tomorrow instead fuck ass

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@twolvestalk32 My sister couldn’t fathom a team not wanting to keep him.

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@HenryTheBlasian Steph is gonna get me at least 18 from the stripe and then just needs to get hot from three

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Can’t wait to see what life in district 13 will be like.

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@HawkEmDownChris @theoweneffect_ I had calculus with that guy

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@DudespostingWs But can they do some sick donuts while smoking a dart. I don’t fucking think so.

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Why did we stop calling it super wildcard weekend. Thanks Obama

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“bUt THey arE in ThE boTtoM 10 in FtA” STFU nerd keep watching your calc

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

OKC’s whistle is INSANE

The Heat challenged this “foul” on Bam Adebayo and LOST 😭😭😭

[Jack Nelson @themanimal2037]

“I didn’t know what this science term meant” says man who flexes hanging out with Bill Nye and touts himself as an intellectual.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Jaylen Brown apologizes to Scottie Barnes for saying he has an extra chromosome:

“When I made the comment I was trying to give him a compliment on how strong he was. When I said extra chromosome people looked at it as negative but I was thinking Superman, Incredible Hulk… An extra chromosome would be something that’d be a benefit.”

(via @whitenoisepod_, h/t @HeatCulture13)

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Bro is saying this like Tom Brady knew somehow Jordan Love was going to get injured and there also aren’t NFL employees on every team who get paid to scout players

[John Frascella (Football) @NFLFrascella]

Look

I don’t care about sketchy shit, because at the end of the day the NFL is about entertainment

BUT… how weird was what happened tonight?

Tom Brady is the OWNER of the Raiders and he’s pushing the buttons

And we KNOW Geno Smith is on the hot seat at Raiders QB

And we KNOW Malik Willis is a free agent

So Brady literally got paid to announce this game while getting to scout Willis as his next possible starting quarterback!

I’m sorry, that’s just so bizarre, nothing like this has ever happened in the league

[Jack Nelson @themanimal2037]

@chesscom CHESS

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The Black Eyed peas really were doing it in the mid- late 2000’s

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

It fucking rocks that the release of the Epstein Files — which may or may not confirm that the President of the United States is a child rapist — depends largely on a congresswoman who was documented giving some guy a handjob at a Beetlejuice musical

[Jack Nelson @themanimal2037]

#philjackson

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You either die a hero (shitter) or live long enough to see yourself become a villain (wiper)