The Man With 1 Arse

Philanthropist, mother of two, father of one, liar, eroticist, gambler and spy.

[The Man With 1 Arse @themanwith1arse]

Not only the finest example of #AccidentalPartridge ever found, but I just wanna give a massive applause to every single person who commented - everyone has absolutely nailed it! 👏 😂

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#AccidentalPartridge https://t.co/YSgTjza27B

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@MrHolness No Terrortome-style romance then?

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@TheDunkCentral @HilltopNBA Travelling all day long

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@robertpopper Can’t wait to lose my mind again at the Rube Goldberg style experiment to find out if sulphur is magnetic!

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@alexandrakuri Outstanding!

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@LKTranslator Rambo

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@GNev2 Bunchacuntsthelotofem

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@AdamBienkov Fuck this fucking country, the monarchy and their Tory enablers.

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@BarristerSecret @Beany_1 “You will pay for this” roared angrily by person who definitely isn’t an angry bully

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@Stuzipants @ACoded_Word They’ve gotta be about a 4 inch inside leg if they’re short on him.

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@SkySportsNews I’m so tired and bored of the heavyweight division and these 4 clowns supposedly at the pinnacle. Fresh meat very much needed to revive the division.

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@90sfootball Admiring Roberto Carlos’ third leg

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@johnlegend I loved seeing Jeff Goldblum play piano for Brian Molko: I miss Placebo!

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@AdamBienkov He’s a cunt. Lineker is a legend.

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@cra1gbluenose @BBCSport Moron 😂

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@Marshall3db Darth Hitler?

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@markmiodownik I can barely begin to imagine. Good luck! And many thanks for answering my question :)

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@ArtyBagger @theiaincameron Wow, that’s stunning! I’ve seen photos before, but I always assumed theyd only appear somewhere else, not here in sunny Scotland. Amazing country we live in!

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@NormanWhiteside Spill the beans, Norman!