Rubbing your belly after eating a satiating meal is one of life's simple pleasures. Other simple pleasures in life include getting so high you get scared, ordering takeout when you have food at home, and digging in your butt
when i used to threw parties i'd offer people a hit of the "evil pen" and it was one of these with a picture of jeff the killer taped to it and nobody ever managed to take a drag without coughing