Mark Doherty™

These are my own views, none serious, at all, ever...

[Todd Saunders @toddsaunders]

This design is so bad and pretty shocking from Apple.

The forecast makes it seem like it’s going to pour and be bad weather.

But then when you go into the details, you realize it’s barely going to rain for a few minutes.

I miss when Apple cared about UI/UX

[Mark Doherty™ @TheMarkDoc]

Can we NEVER have the #Worldcup in America ever again?

[John & Margaret @ukboomers]

Drove past one of my buy to lets today and saw a portable air con hose poking out the window. What are the tenants thinking? That wiring’s not been touched since 1986. A 2kw unit’s a fire risk. Told them if I see it again they’re getting an eviction notice. 🇬🇧

[Mark Doherty™ @TheMarkDoc]

I've listed tickets for Richard Ashcroft. The fair fan to fan marketplace https://t.co/J7F3mUfvWH via @seetickets #SeeFan2Fan

[Mark Doherty™ @TheMarkDoc]

I've listed tickets for Richard Ashcroft. The fair fan to fan marketplace https://t.co/J7F3mUfvWH via @seetickets #SeeFan2Fan

[Mark Doherty™ @TheMarkDoc]

@OfficialFPL @bet365

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

THAT IS AMAZING!

"Michael may miss, and Luke may hit!" 🤣

Michael Smith comes agonisingly close to one of the greatest nine-darters you will EVER see!

📺 https://t.co/INctXCEkdB
#GSOD | QF

[bet365 @bet365]

Life in two months' time...

• 11th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 12th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 13th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 14th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 15th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 16th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 17th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 18th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 19th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 20th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 21st Dec - World Darts Championship
• 22nd Dec - World Darts Championship
• 23rd Dec - World Darts Championship
• 27th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 28th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 29th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 30th Dec - World Darts Championship
• 1st Jan - World Darts Championship
• 2nd Jan - World Darts Championship
• 3rd Jan - World Darts Championship

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If you ride a bike with the ridiculously fat tyres, you are a dickhead. If you ride a bike with really thin tyres, also a dickhead. It really is a thin line.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Genuinely interested to know how food influencers have the bottle to film themselves in a restaurant and not feel embarrassed. Everyone else thinks you're a bellend. Just sit down and eat your fucking dinner.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Friday is the equivalent of Spring, which is why it's the best day of the week. Saturday is summer, Sunday autumn, Monday shitty winter. Tues-Thurs is that bit at the end of winter when it takes bloody ages to warm up.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Petition to ban queueing up in pubs.

[Scroom @Scroom8]

@TomL1ttle_ Gordon Watkins Saka
Palmer
Bellingham rice
Shaw Guehi stones trent

The team southgate should've played. But kane walker foden HAVE to start.

[England @England]

Wow. Just... WOW.

❤️ @BellinghamJude

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

LUKE LITTLER HITS A NINE-DARTER IN THE FINAL!!! 🚨🤯

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I can’t remember a time when it wasn’t January.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Just over 3 weeks until the Paddy Power World Darts Championship begins.

Any excuse to get in the mood...

[Mark Doherty™ @TheMarkDoc]

@RealJudgeJules @ministryofsound Does your missus still sing? ….