Mark David

Comedy People's People for People & Co

[Mark David @themarkofme]

@LahavHarkov @DrewPavlou Lol. You think gunshot wounds are rare in Australia. They just don't publish it.

[Mark David @themarkofme]

@RexAirlines no one answers. 1.5 hours on hold. You cancelled the flight. Said to call. Have a show in mount gambier tomorrow. Both flights with you. What do I do?

[Sean Woodland @sean_woodland]

Let the Sydney CBD protest go ahead and crop dust the fuckwits with vaccine.
#AustraliaHasFallen my arse.

[Mark David @themarkofme]

@Jonas_Holt Pretty hard to do when he is a co owner. But I'll bet you anything they remove his name.

[Mark David @themarkofme]

@Jonas_Holt @LucyXIV Hahah. Are these the motherboards

[Mark David @themarkofme]

@austennispro @smh @niltiac It beggars belief.

[Sean Woodland @sean_woodland]

For balance, everyone’s saddest Google search should be read out at their funeral.

[Sunrise @sunriseon7]

If your work Zoom chats have become a bit of a snooze, you can now get some of Australia's top comedians to turn some a dull discussions to a barrel of laughs. @themarkofme and @Simon_Kennedy from @StandUpComedyAu explain.

[Sunrise @sunriseon7]

It's good to know that if something ever happens to @kochie_online, @Simon_Kennedy can seamlessly jump in!

[Mark David @themarkofme]

@austennispro Only 4 years ago.. You seen the onion article?

[Mark David @themarkofme]

@Simon_Kennedy The enemy is pretty visible.

[Mark David @themarkofme]

Unfortunately this is the world we live in. Say anything and do anything you want. Lie endlessly in the face of enormous evidence, killing thousands and have an army of brain washed defenders support you. It's a sad precedent that my take decades to dissolve, if ever at al

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The @nytimes story is a Fake, just like the “paper” itself. I was criticized for moving too fast when I issued the China Ban, long before most others wanted to do so. @SecAzar told me nothing until later, and Peter Navarro memo was same as Ban (see his statements). Fake News!

[Mark David @themarkofme]

I have a whole new understanding of boring as batshit and batshit crazy.

[Daniel Townes @danieltownes]

Here’s a bunch of accounts that always make me laugh. If you’re across funny twitter you most likely follow them, if not:

@bea_ker
@aaronch3n
@guy_mont
@pleaseletmestay
@deadatthewheel
@FINALLEVEL
@RayBadran
@johncruckshank
@lukeheggie
@rachelaxler
@david8hughes

[Julie Lawless @juls_el_rox]

Hey @VirginAustralia @richardbranson time to be like Liverpool and clear the climate denying #murdochmedia trash from your lounges & flights, please you can do it #climatecrisis #smashthemurdochracy #ClimateChange #climatecriminals #ClimatePledge

[Mark David @themarkofme]

It's pretty simple to understand we are doing things wrong. There isn't a diesel engine at the top of the world making it turn around.

[Mark David @themarkofme]

@steve_philp @HonTonyAbbott That was the friend.

[Mark David @themarkofme]

Hey @HonTonyAbbott what you doing the next few weeks mate? Asking for a friend.

[Mark David @themarkofme]

To be be fair, he is right. Visit Hawaii now before it's underwater.

[Mark David @themarkofme]

Bring Tony back. It's got that bad I'm afraid.