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Pretty sure hedgehogs would share the hedge if we asked nicely.

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Never thought about how much cardio it takes to be a slasher movie villain.

[SCENE SNATCHER 🎬 @SceneSnatcher]

She didn't notice the person behind her
That was really close 😳

[Cubs @themarkson]

Turns out lifting women up isnt commercially viable anymore and you need other people for your rabid dogs to go after is itttttt?

[Cubs @themarkson]

If me at 14 and two rose echo falls in a forest. Does it make a sound?

[Cubs @themarkson]

I feel it you want to get to know me quickly. Ask me how I feel about @jsullivanmusic Heaux tales album and you’ll know m.

[Cubs @themarkson]

I'm sorry, are there actually people making a living out of being in the background of these dj kitchen reels on instagram???? because bitch that's my dream

[Cubs @themarkson]

Why does Beyonces new song remind me of Mileys Hoedown Throwdown

[Cubs @themarkson]

I meannnnn was I wrong?

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@arediworld Nahhhhh if I want to leave a one second voice note shouting bitch at the top of my lungs I shall

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@robynwithawhyy So hullraisers is the new one i enjoyed. But if you havent seen back to life or starstruck on bbc watch those first

[Cubs @themarkson]

Spotify Wrapped has outed me as Chet Hanks

[Cubs @themarkson]

I come prepared to security at airports and now they are randomly changing the rules and it is stressing meeee, do i take my laptop out or not, sir please dont shout at me.

[Cubs @themarkson]

So what the fuck was this all about then?

[Cubs @themarkson]

Im so happy 'if its lovin' that you want' is getting the recognition it deserves but has to be one of the worst tik tok dances ive seen.

[Cubs @themarkson]

The only dog breed we should be worried about is straight white men.

[Cubs @themarkson]

@arediworld I wait 10 tho

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@arediworld Jeez I send an email after 5, am I fucking up?

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@arediworld Gimme some more, kill dem and honourable mention for the remix of so mi like it.

[Cubs @themarkson]

Incredible scenes, @ViggoVenn I'm so happy for you.

[BGT @BGT]

Our #BGT2023 WINNER is... VIGGO VENN!!

Congratulations, you have just won £250,000 and a spot on the bill at The Royal Variety Performance 🥳

#BGT #BritainsGotTalent #BGTFinal @viggovenn

[Cubs @themarkson]

It's fucking weird that in the song control myself by Jlo and LL ends with "I need everyone to report to the dancefloor right now" then the song pretty much just ends. Why did I report here? you've wasted my time.