Martin Graham

Scottish American living in England. All of the time writer/director/editor of things for a TV channel, some of the time talker of rubbish at comedy nights.

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

… actually, on second thought. They all knew she had a shield so why would the traitors have wasted a place on someone with a shield. Nevermind

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

If Linda had put herself in the card game, she had a 75% chance of getting through, then she’d have guaranteed prize money as nobody would ever doubt she was a faithful. And if she lost the card game, she had a shield so no problem #thetraitors

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

I think the day after your birthday is what it feels like to be cancelled. Yesterday I had bacon and eggs made for me. Today I’m nothing.

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

Portuguese looking Scotsman #EURO2024

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

Uh oh...

@RichardGaddd
#babyreindeer #euro2024

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

@dom_lucre Absolutely shocking, being silly at your nearly a billionaire dad's work is the worst kind of child labor. Disgraceful.

[Dulwich Hamlet Comedy Club. @HamletComedy]

General Sale for Thursday May 2nd is live!

Catch Sarah Keyworth, @NathanCaton, @thisstuartlaws, @themartingraham, Kate Cheka, @mrjohnpape and MC @MissAHaddow for a tenner!

https://t.co/Ppqmw9ktAt #dhfc

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

@TheFigen_ What’s more amazing is that in the time it takes for the croc to grow up, the guy goes from no tattoos to loads of tattoos and back to no tattoos

[Dulwich Hamlet Comedy Club. @HamletComedy]

🚨THURSDAY MAY 2ND INFO

🎤 Sarah Keyworth, Nathan Caton, Stuart Laws, Kate Cheka, Martin Graham, John Pape & MC Alexandra Haddow

🎟️ Pre-Sale for Mailing list ONLY this Friday lunchtime

🎫 General Sale 10 am, Monday 22nd

🔗 Links in bio #dhfc

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

@davechannel This is Junior, he‘s always blown away by Dave’s creative work!

[What's On Reading @RDGWhatsOn]

On Sunday, it's The Floating Comedy Club from @SandDcomedy! @Geoff_Steel is your host @paulmccaffreys is your headliner, and @themartingraham is your opener!
https://t.co/1dM9gTcXhZ
2/3

[U&Dave @davechannel]

No celebrities were injured in the making of this trailer.

New episodes of World's Most Dangerous Roads coming soon to @UKTVPlay and Dave.

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

In 2023 I started existing on IMDB as a comic which is way beyond where I thought comedy would take me.
I also had a lovely time in all these rooms (and more that I didn't get any photos in)

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

"a one horse open sleigh"
- alright mate, it's 2023 you don't have to go into that much detail about the type of sleigh it is.

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

There goes my dreams of being a sexy comedian

#comedy #standupcomedy

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

This was such a nice gig, I think I'm going to play exclusively for school PTA's from now on.

https://t.co/ixtCiaeBNI

[Joe Bates @joebatesss]

My charity comedy night GOOD HUMOUR is back at the Roebuck SE1 tonight!

Featuring great acts like @TamsynKelly @HubsMayr @dickdenham_ and more all raising money for the vital work of @rainbowmigrants. As always free to get in with optional donation at the end - see you there??

[Zig Buu @ItsBigZuu]

1 week until Big Eats is back! 25th Sep it all starts again. Our best series yet. Hope you’re ready for good food and good laughs. Thank you for all the support that got us here 🤞🏽❤️🙏🏼

[Martin Graham @themartingraham]

I’ve known about the Russell Brand allegations for years, it always comes up when I’m hanging out with all my comedian friends, of which I have loads, that I always hang out with. And just chat and have a good time and stuff, loads of friends.

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

Big Zuu's Big Eats Series 4 starts on @DaveChannel on Monday 25th. Fancy a free meal, cooked by @ItsBigZuu? Apply via this link for tickets to attend his pop-up restaurant in London: https://t.co/7jYyIMMkrh