marymashedpotato

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@escarole Me rolling into Zero Gravity.

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@escarole Sorry just seeing this! 🤣 Vegas, here we come!

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It’s finally here!!!!

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

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It’s time my babies

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Blessed 🙏

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@Brian_Szewczyk Pure magic. Don’t you dare throw out that hat, Lifey

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I can’t to Irish goodbye the fuck out of a night ✌🏼 ☘️

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I’ve come on here to say that I am no longer accepting any new followers #nice

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@escarole This is real

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@escarole I’ll see you there!

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@escarole I feel like such a dummy! All ya gotta do is whisper it

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@escarole @jimmyeatworld 10000000000%

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✨✨This is pure magic ✨✨

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

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@chickenramen How much time you have?

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@chickenramen & the phrase I use for my new place in Denver is that if you think you are in the wrong place, you’re in the right place.

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@chickenramen It’s because I know how to shine a turd 🙃

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@chickenramen My last Chicago apartment in Avondale had a fridge that made a sound like someone was breaking into my apt every time it turned on 😬 but GD I loved that place

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You'll be better you'll be smarter
And more grown up and a better daughter
Or son and a real good friend

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@Haberdasher9k Yo, but gnocchi can be potato and pasta and that makes me feel love feelings

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My response at work to managing endless spreadsheets

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@discogs Where is my mind? Pixies