mares

Live laugh love leh

[mares @themarykateb]

If anyone ever suggests a Disney anniversary trip to me, it’s so over

[mares @themarykateb]

Just got crop dusted by a big berry cloud of vapor

[mares @themarykateb]

Join the long line of men who mourn me

[mares @themarykateb]

The high lords came to the conclusion that I’d be too pretty without acne

[mares @themarykateb]

It’s not that fucking hard to make a good quesadilla

[mares @themarykateb]

Oh to be in a 2000s Disney dance-off

[mares @themarykateb]

@kirawontmiss Only ones I have downloaded atm

[mares @themarykateb]

Lifting barefoot in this 24hr is so bold

[mares @themarykateb]

wishing I wasn’t as sexy or as sensitive

[mares @themarykateb]

gingers got sum against me fr

[mares @themarykateb]

I’ve fucked about 582,637.98 of my snap score

[mares @themarykateb]

spilt bong water on robo arm😔

[mares @themarykateb]

P sure my sneeze is louder than all of the sneezes of the men I’ve slept with which proves that I am dominant in all categories

[mares @themarykateb]

Kiss my fuxking ass

[mares @themarykateb]

I am afraid of thunder and lightninging🤷🏼‍♀️

[mares @themarykateb]

Slurping my oxy down with my McDonald’s large Diet Coke as the US government intended

[mares @themarykateb]

if I’m not gonna be angry I’m gonna be high

[mares @themarykateb]

I❤️KIEF

[mares @themarykateb]

Do you ever get the the hiccups while brushing your teeth?