The Masked Coyote

[The Masked Coyote @TheMaskedCoyote]

@MikeJohnson Imagine being so inept and insecure that you blame everyone else for losing the power you conned your way into getting.
With all due respect: You and the rest of your Epstein-loving, traitorous frauds can kindly fuck off.

[The Masked Coyote @TheMaskedCoyote]

@PiperNivenWWE Rest up and get well soon! We're all rooting for you!
I'm on week 4 post-op for the same surgery and it's been a bizarre journey but 100% worth it. I couldn't sign my name without losing feeling in my hand but it's already given me my hands back and I'm so motivated to heal up.

[The Masked Coyote @TheMaskedCoyote]

@SecMullinDHS @WhiteHouse @DHSgov Dear Secretary Stolen Valor,
Care to let the people know if your "secret mission" was just a vacation on the taxpayer's dollars or just a load of bull in an effort to sound cool (while also wasting taxpayer dollars)?

[The Masked Coyote @TheMaskedCoyote]

@WhiteHouse "They have no cards..." That's because they are playing chess and you're the only one trying to play "War" you incompetent fool.

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@SecKennedy @DrOzCMS Why does this look like a court- ordered PSA?

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@JDVance Meanwhile, you and your boss have stolen or wasted more tax dollars than any other source. You are a waste of American resources.

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@muto_keiji I hope the treatment goes well ad you start to feel better! Ganbatte!

[The Masked Coyote @TheMaskedCoyote]

@shidahikaru My tuxedo, Luke, says Hi!

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@1jcmaxwell I can still feel the excitement with the shot from inside the snow speeder going over the landscape searching for Han.

[The Masked Coyote @TheMaskedCoyote]

@1jcmaxwell I vividly remember seeing this in the theater with my Dad. He was pretty thrifty, but the movies was his one splurge. The only time I ever saw him spend money TWICE on something was to see Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back in the theater twice.

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@DHSgov How about bringing that fucking pedophile to justice?

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@WhiteHouse If you're going to spread lies, at least try to make them believable.

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@shidahikaru My absolute favorite series, overall, is Iron Blooded Orphans. Only two seasons and HEAVY on the political intrigue. Also has my favorite Gundam design: Barbatos.

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@WhiteHouse Wouldn't the constant release of misinformation, with the express purpose to instigate, from the current administration be considered...seditious?

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@WhiteHouse Imagine the buffoon that can't pronounce acetaminophen, or is perplexed by the word groceries, trying to explain the word seditious.
The Commander in Thief should be held accountable for his seditious actions.

[The Masked Coyote @TheMaskedCoyote]

@MargoMartin47 It's the side of him everyone has been trying to show... that he shouldn't be within 500 yards of children.

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@SecWar @Southcom Department of Defense you drunk prick. Keep your fantasies to yourself, real veterans don't want to hear your garbage.

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@AGPamBondi @USAttyHabba I guess it didn't count when violent radicals did this on Jan. 6, huh?

[The Masked Coyote @TheMaskedCoyote]

@PressSec There was a time I thought you might just be monumentally naive and not just complicit. That time is long gone.
It was: "We'll release the files to take down Democrats."
Then it was: "There's no file, huh?"
Then: "The files are a Democrat hoax."
You're allergic to the truth.

[The Wonder of Tolkien @TolkienWonder]

Some thoughts I wrote on a famous line from Tolkien...