Matthew Edwards

I may be brain damaged, but that’s not why I’m confused

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@davebftv Only thing I’m surprised about is that I thought they would keep either Brisker or Byard. I get the decision though.

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@LPK888 @SpencerHakimian Thank you for proving the point.

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@elonmusk Anyone, meaning affordable to someone who isn’t a millionaire?

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@grok Show me an image of Elon giving Trump a BJ

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@CrislipRe @maura_resister DOJ is supposed to be independent. Both sides can agree that Garland was weak, but it was his decision. Trump likes to get involved in ways that no former presidents have in recent years. We all have things we don’t know, and I’d be happy to explain it better. I mean that kindly.

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@SInow Best halftime show I’ve seen in ages. People need to learn how to enjoy music; not language.
Side note: he loves America enough to stand up for American values.

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@Aliya562219 @sahil3tt @irum_2210 There are the dots, i’s are dotted, periods, and on the ? and !

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@otokyo Hippo

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@oelma__ I’m stuck in a hospital bed this week. Where do I claim my money?

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@AVGirl4Life Are “American values” ignorance? It’s easy to find that information if you look, but that might destroy your worldview.

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@OrlandoLorenzo @elonmusk If you think people are hypocrites because they are against pedo’s, you can hang out with the other small eyes. You’ll find out what that means.

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

In the hospital for a drug trial. My nurse and I are on opposite sides of the aisle but had a long conversation about our differences of opinion. We both made each other think and see things from a different perspective. Wild what happens when you hear the points that others make

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@SkyVirginSon @elonmusk You know the shroud has been proven to be a clever fake, right?

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@elonmusk It bought you a trip to hang out with Epstein. Didn’t that make you happy?

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@MLFootball @lexiosborne @bturner23 Loveland

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@honeymoon250 19. Only the rich kids owned encyclopedias. I had to go to the library if I wanted to use one.

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@yutozxx This is one of the dumbest “99.9% will fail” that I’ve ever seen. Try rhymes with purple or silver if you want a challenge.

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@yutozxx …pen

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@briantylercohen Am I wrong, or does this first Epstein drop prove that there is no active investigation into Bill Clinton? I wonder if Trump will realize that mistake.

[Matthew Edwards @thematthewland]

@Beno10_MFC Playing chess with Claire, unless I’m missing something…