meek maley

Acclaimed Media Critic/Blogger | PHILA.* | the U grad | sometimes mad online

[meek maley @themattmaley]

99% sure that Carly Simon wrote a song about me

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What’s happened in the American retail market where there are holiday decoration sections that get cleared out the week before the actual holiday and replaced with a holiday 3 months away? @realDonaldTrump

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Meet the Sand Sprite, drawn by MJ: washed up along the shoreline, it speeds the sands of time — when a teammate falls, equip it to revive your squad in a flash and get everyone back in the fight. #DesignASprite

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Meet the Warrior Sprite, drawn by my MJ: tiny, fearless, and born to lead the charge. Equip it and it rallies your squad, powering up everyone nearby for battle. #DesignASprite

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@25YearsAgoLive @KyleBrandt @BillSimmons

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Mary, this place is bee crazy

[Ryan Novozinsky @ryannovoNFL]

There is a massive — and I mean MASSIVE — swarm of bees on Market Street in Philadelphia right now.

@PhillyInquirer

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Dads have been doing this years

[New York Post @nypost]

Moms of toddlers are beating burnout at an unlikely spot - Home Depot: 'It's the world's biggest busy board' https://t.co/xw7n5y8w30

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Me showing my children Tony award winning adaptations of classic literature:
“this is that jingle about prostitution”

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Still True

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The ‘Die Hard’ title drop and then Bruce Willis lighting a cig in the airport while holding a giant Teddy Bear is the hardest 90 seconds in all of cinema

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@zoowithroy Both would beat JMU by 30

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@YouTubeTV Eat Shit

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@ucantdothat121 GAME OVER

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@realDonaldTrump how are clothing lines still allowed to make the claim “wrinkle free”?

[The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws]

When you realise it's Friday...

[meek maley @themattmaley]

Fantastic 4 is the first movie I’ve ever fallen asleep in

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@JimmyKempski @SheilKapadia The plan will definitely be to eliminate as much tailgating as possible and push people into ticketed tailgating zones w/ all-inclusive options of Aramark food options

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This is the fastest I’ve ever seen a human being move in person.

[Canes Legacy @CanesLegacy]

46 Days until Canes Football

Willie McGahee’s 2002 campaign is as legendary as you can get when it comes to all time great Cane seasons, and no moment was bigger than this screen pass vs Florida State. #canescountdown @CanesInSight

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@ScottFish24 Let’s go, Scott!

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@ScottFish24 Ready to Roll!

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@ScottFish24 Definitely available!

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Happy Father’s Day!
Just felt it’s important to point out to all that in the film, JAWS, Matt Hooper had an easy chance to kill the shark but chose a strobe light over SHARK POISON.

Hooper is the real villain.

Love to the all the Fathers.