Matt Norris

Former Marine, former security contractor, former deckhand on a towboat, current hot mess.

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@joerogan, the only commentator I have heard that can use "AIDS bomb" and get away with it.

#UFC218 #AIDSBomb

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Marriage is boring, strange, and gross without context. #textstomywife #marriage #marriedlife #fuckingdog

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A bit odd. Whorde of post menopausal women fighting for reproductive rights.
#WomensMarch #GrabHimByTheWhiteHouse

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@RondaRousey It's just a loss you will overcome. People are still pulling for you. If you don't fail your goals aren't big enough. #Strength

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@tattoosandbones what say you Trevor? https://t.co/aUUnpmRKXh

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@realDonaldTrump it has been over 100 years since a president had a beard. Shave your head and grow a cracker catcher. #BOTUS

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@TeamKhabib is a MONSTER!

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@AlecBaldwin CONGRATULATIONS on being elected to the best SNL cast member for the next 4 years.

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8 years of any one party gives you the worst of the next. #TrumpPresident #Election2016 #thirdparty #Libertarian

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@simonpegg c'mon Simon, we just found out that a president's wife does not a president make. I think this BRexit-USexit thing is a trend.

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@EugeneMirman can't wait to see the spin Bob's Burgers puts on it.

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Not the first time the media was off the mark. #Election2016

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@wilw completely forgot you were in Flubber. Netflix is an awesome time machine.

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https://t.co/p47QVZhEo4 via @youtube pretty much sums up me watching the election coverage. #Elections2016

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Real life election @tumblr #ElectionNight

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Win or lose...I enjoy watching blue haired feminists panic. #ElectionNight

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Jeez @ABCPolitics

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JaXYn is the perfect #nonbinary name. #cis

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Awesome iPhone update. Now I can draw dicks on everything. #iphone #update #iOS10

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The most able men in the United States are very rarely placed at the head of affairs. ~Alexis de Tocqueville 1835 #politics #USA