Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up

I tell jokes on stage.

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

Relaxing with a good book.

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

I like to sit on my hand before doing a pile of ironing so it feels like someone else is doing it.

[The Glee Club Cardiff @GleeClubCardiff]

Our Christmas Comedy Specials return from TONIGHT! 🎄

This week we'll be joined by the hilarious @ninagilligan, @comedylopez, @themattrees (Wed), @SteffEvansHaha (Wed), @robinjaymorgan (Thu - Sat), Morgan Rees (Thu) & @standuppete (Fri & Sat)! 🎁

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[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

I'm on mirtazipine which is an antidepressant that increases your appetite and decreases your sex drive. I rung a sex line earlier and said "So.. What are you cooking?"

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

I'm from Maesteg. Maesteg's famous for two things: Kylie Minogue's Nan, and to a lesser extent, Danni Minogue's Nan.

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

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[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

I am diagnosed with Autism as of now doesn’t surprise me or anyone so it’ll be nice to retry some opportunities I fucked.

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

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[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

Wll if you didn’t want me swearing at a Mr Tumble gig, how about selling merch in my fucking size!

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

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[Kris Davies LaughEasy comedy @KrisLaugheasy]

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Click on the link to see this fantastic show in a fantastic venue!! @leroybrito @themattrees @MetAbertillery @southwalesargus #comedian #kingofwales #leroy #southwalescomedy #ticketsforsale #laughs #MustSee

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

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[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

If I was Rod Hull, I'd have taken emu to some glory holes, scare the shit out of some local perverts.

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

@EdGambleComedy Just finished the book, really enjoyed, good job man.

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

Six Word Story.

Snow, Miami, July. Scarface’s house bombed.

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

@joelycett I searched this and it scared the hell out of me.

[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

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[Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees]

Got the opticians today. I keep punching people who look like Keith lemon but aren’t.