CLOUTIMUS MAXIMUS

Playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes

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Favourite if you think I should deactivate my twitter

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

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@benwhyyte Guy in the video paying 3.5k to go to a sports bar with no drinks or atmosphere

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@benwhyyte He’s me fr

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

gaming

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@benwhyyte Jagmeet coming out as pro-landlord is peak Canadian activity

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They called Saul

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Just lost another friend to the 6ixbuzz comment section. Thoughts and Prayers 🙏

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The plot of every dude hangout is staring forward and making fun of things

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@hhannahbrooks Hmu bro I got you for translations to Spanish

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It costs $0 for headphone companies to not include a shitty microphone that makes it sound like you’re 50 feet from your computer on their headphones and yet here we are

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Can’t believe Dasani can destroy whole ecosystems but can’t make water that doesn’t taste like liquefied nickels

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Doug Ford said nah to sick days but yes to violating my rights tf

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

I have no nipples

[Minions @Minions]

Anyone looking for a new social media intern?

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Just failed a captcha looking for a motorcycle and it got mad cause I didn’t select the entire fucking picture because it was a BICYCLE

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@benwhyyte Two Bens the perfect amount of Ben’s to enjoy

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I’m gonna come clean like half the food I’ve eaten since I’ve moved out has been expired

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how come tulips but forehead?

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American football is just a podcast with 40 dudes playing human chess in the background

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Standing on my money I’m 5’10