Pat

Self-proclaimed ice cream aficionado. King of the Dad jokes. GIF lover. Political orphan. Independent thinker. Bro-nouns are yee and haw

[Pat @themaximguy]

How quickly we went from "cow farts are killing the planet" to...

"We need more data centers..."

[Pat @themaximguy]

The Chinese man who created the camera lens has passed away… Rest in peace, Zoo Min

[Pat @themaximguy]

I could use some new followers... And you should because

"I ran for office several times, didn't win, but I did run and then, I'm a songwriter and then I write my own books,"

[Pat @themaximguy]

Dear @FedEx My yard and driveway is clearly marked with my house number. If you keep leaving my neighbor's packages here I'm going to start keeping them... Good talk

[Pat @themaximguy]

@larryfleet I retired from public safety with PTSD and God has used me to speak to others. I preached my first sermon in a little country church in NH and opened service with @larryfleet Thats how I find God! Praise God & Larry!

[Pat @themaximguy]

Really a shame that companies like @amazon outsource their customer support. Make it impossible to talk to someone. I found 30 of their undelivered packages in the middle of the road. Habbibi in India has no idea what I'm trying to tell her

[Pat @themaximguy]

@KellyAyotte if the Deerfield Fair can torch off professional fireworks tonight for trunk or treat, it's time to end the fire ban...

[Pat @themaximguy]

@FedEx you left a pkg at my house 10 days ago that wasn't mine. I called for a pickup and have seen 2 #fedex trucks drive by. I drove it to the recipient myself 2 towns away. #fail #yousuck #incompetent #anybodycandoyourjob #monkey

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 LMAO! “Indigenous peoples” are outside the Broadview ICE facility near Chicago attempting to cast an evil spell on ICE agents

I don’t want to hear any of this “stolen land” bullsht ever again, considering they’re literally trying to KEEP invaders here

[Pat @themaximguy]

Weird. The party that has been beating the "words are violence drum" for years are upset that they're being held accountable for their words? #CharlieKirk #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder

[Pat @themaximguy]

@JoJoFromJerz They werent silenced for their opinions. You are welcome to share your opinions. When your employer wants to distance themselves from vile, disgusting opinions they have every right. Also the 1st amendment doesnt cover inciting fear. 8th grade civics

[Pat @themaximguy]

@Do1f3 @Asmongold Standing up for Christian values is bad. Got it. Glad I know what side I'm on

[Pat @themaximguy]

Nice to see @NewHampshireDOT "#Massingitup" the other day on 106 in Belmont. Common sense says pick up the trash before you mow. New slogan = "turning big trash into little trash"

[Pat @themaximguy]

@DiedSuddenly_ That sadly, there will be no consequences

[Pat @themaximguy]

Not anything @sigsauerinc can control but their employee in uniform with work ID badge on his belt didn't tip his hard working waitress at a seafood restaurant in Rochester NH tonight. A disabled guy took care of it for you loser