Max Fah

living life to my Max potential

[Max Fah @themaxjfah]

6:00 am on Monday am of summer is the perfect time to make French press coffee and enjoy my book.

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Things I will read for:
✅ a trip to #barnesandnoble
✅ ice cream
✅ a French press coffee maker ☕️

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“Jesus take the wheel” 🎤

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It’s no mystery I had to wear this for hat day. 🕵🏼‍♂️

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“The https://t.co/UiHkta3nAP version of Sherlock Holmes.”

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“The https://t.co/UiHkta3nAP version of Sherlock Holmes.”

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Fortnight

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🩶 New Orleans (2) tickets
🩶 Oct 27th
🩶 Sec 111 / 9
🩶 $467 total ONLY PayPal G&S

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World’s best cabin boy. 🛳️🍔🍕🥤

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“Can I have the neck pillow?” (That’s currently being used.)

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Incessant chatter, enhanced with poking. 👉🏼

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🚨 Breaking news: I like minivans.

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MSA also repacked my bag.

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This was denied by the “MSA” - the mom security administration. ⛔️

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This was denied by the “MSA” - the mom security administration. ⛔️

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Which conveniently also holds my comforter, which I also really want to take.

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Which conveniently also holds my comforter, which I also really want to take.

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And it should be the smallest suitcase in the set. Clearly. 👝

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And it should be the smallest suitcase in the set. Clearly. 👝

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Convinced I need a “carryon bag” for a cruise. 🛳️

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Convinced I need a “carryon bag” for a cruise. 🛳️

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…..Where hermit crabs go to die. 🦀☠️

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Hermit crab funeral. 🪦

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6th grade fart machine, lacking any manners.

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BIG fan of açaí bowls. 😋

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