Max

Pack it up, pack it in. I do Epic Games. opinions are few and far between and also my own.

[Max @themaxuz]

@LadieAuPair

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If only God hadn’t warned Noah, none of this would be a problem.

[Max @themaxuz]

TS Eliot sucks.

Fight me

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This bar really loves The Mountain Goats!

[Max @themaxuz]

@markimbriaco I dunno dude, there’s a lot of posts from local police departments right now demonstrating how it’s not a “liberal zeitgeist” as much as a “bunch of shitty people.

You know I love you and know that you’re a good human, but shaming mobs on the internet aren’t partisan.

[Max @themaxuz]

The Kelces are just the Cocaine Bear versions of the Mannings #nfl

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Never thought investing in a decent pair of stereo speakers for my desk would matter much.

Boy howdy was I wrong. this is great

[Max @themaxuz]

6mo until Ben Shapiro’s production company announces a film with Dr. Disrepexts starring as a guy who gets sucked into a video game and has to commando against a bunch of virtual libtards or something

[Max @themaxuz]

Whoa nelly

[Midnight Society @12am]

On Friday evening we became aware of an allegation against one of our co-founder’s Guy Beahm aka Dr Disrespect.

We assumed his innocence and began speaking with parties involved. And in order to maintain our principles and standards as a studio and individuals, we needed to act.

For this reason, we are terminating our relationship with Guy Beahm immediately.

While these facts are difficult to hear and even more difficult to accept, it is our duty to act with dignity on behalf of all individuals involved, especially the fifty-five developers and families we have employed along with our community of players.

[Max @themaxuz]

I used the term “Process Rot” today in a meeting and everyone else was very excited by this new term. Except I thought it was a standard term and got confused. Is that a thing people use or did I make this one up?

[Max @themaxuz]

@PasswordSuck2 @DirtyEffinHippy Why do you believe they’re lucid dreams, and not that your brain is just telling you that you’re in control when you wake up?

[Max @themaxuz]

@DirtyEffinHippy All the time. I very regularly have dreams that are follow-ons to previous dreams that sometimes I don’t know if they were from weeks ago or the same night or I just dreamed that I dreamed it.

It’s a lot.

[Max @themaxuz]

13 years. @LadieAuPair is still un-manageable. Love her more every day.

[Max @themaxuz]

My boss pulled me aside to tell me they were adding someone to my team that has “a reputation for being difficult”

We both left the job, split up with our SOs, and I used Excel to convince her to move in with me.

Married to @LadieAuPair for 12 years.

[Max @themaxuz]

Women seem wicked
When you're unwanted
When we all fall asleep
Where do we go

#doors #BillieEilish

[Max @themaxuz]

@jamespfeiffer @LadieAuPair I made a spreadsheet to show that her working on an associates in games after she had already shipped a game plus our travel costs to see each other we’re way more expensive than just moving down to FL with me.

She reviewed and signed off. The rest is history.

[Max @themaxuz]

My boss pulled me aside to tell me they were adding someone to my team that has “a reputation for being difficult”

We both left the job, split up with our SOs, and I used Excel to convince her to move in with me.

Married to @LadieAuPair for 12 years.

[Inari NOT Briana . @inaribriana]

Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?

Indulge me I’m a romantic!

[Max @themaxuz]

TIL Sinead O’Connor and I have the same birthday.

That’s a real shitty way to learn that.

RIP Sinéad. She died for our sins.

[Max @themaxuz]

@KaliShane @Gfox_1 @LadieAuPair I keep suggesting it all the time when we’re looking for new things to watch. @LadieAuPair is always… less than enthused for some reason

[Max @themaxuz]

This is what you get without an HOA.

We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

[Max @themaxuz]

@KaliShane @LadieAuPair @Microsoft ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️