Andriana

I’m a performer darling, not a Swiss train conductor

[Andriana @TheMAYLEs_here]

I could eat ice cream every day, twice a day and not get tired of it

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

When octopuses are stressed, they generally don't want to be seen much.

[Andriana @TheMAYLEs_here]

Reading the ending of the second crescent city book

[Hannah Al-Othman @HannahAlOthman]

How your email finds me:

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

20. A French woman with her baguette and six bottles of wine, Paris, 1945.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

All this sucks but if you can hold on for a couple weeks there will be an extra hour of soul crushing darkness each and every day.

[Andriana @TheMAYLEs_here]

I haven’t wanted chipotle in months. Tell me why I start craving it the second I move to a city without one 😭

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[trash jones @jzux]

quitting my job to focus on cooking elaborate soups

[sarah @sablaah]

*chappell roan voice* I’m gonna keep on driving in the

[Jenna Cottrell @JennaCottrell]

when someone asks if you wanna get ice cream https://t.co/DcESW4le9B

[meghan @deloisivete]

Do I have to figure out what brat summer is or are we close enough to fall that I can just wait it out

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

rhaenyra and jace next episode

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

oh to be a tiny lizard licking an orange.

[Joolia Ghoulia @Jooliasez]

Forget hot girl summer. It's Jack Nicholson summer or nothing.

[Andriana @TheMAYLEs_here]

Do you tip your roof guy? Asking for a friend

[clare @sadderlizards]

i need to unwind for at least 8 hours each day

[Andriana @TheMAYLEs_here]

Baker is a swiftie

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

When they said just move the egg to the uterus during an ectopic pregnancy.

When they said a woman can’t get pregnant if raped because her body shuts down.

When they said IVF can only happen one embryo at a time.

When Republicans reject science, it’s women who get punished.

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza…10 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. Yesterday i celebrated my 36th birthday. i feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I’ve grown into a completely new man…one that i’m proud of. check this out… 🧵