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cornbread n chicken

[jm @themaysman]

Nashville is Wakanda for white women

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I drank 15 beers

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Moment of my silence for my favorite barista who got fired for talking about Charlie Kirk

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Has anyone considered that they were just embarrassed to be seen enjoying Coldplay?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave, Axios reports.

[jm @themaysman]

Bonnie Blue but gay

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Andrew Tate sparred against over 50 men in one night with each fight lasting three minutes per round 😳 https://t.co/GzRQyIrLdU

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Taking in the full Tampa experience

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I have personally never been to Cheddar Bay, but I love their biscuits

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Workin hard to make some sense, but she ain’t got a dime

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@bourdainbaddi Wait until I get there and am actually poor

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@chet_hanks_gf Those babies are interns at Axle ACTUALLY

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I gotta stop doing jokes about the troops in small towns before I get my ass whooped by someone who never served

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@PercThaGoat @Naim__Ali

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He’s blowing the spot

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@chet_hanks_gf I miss you and that Arby’s

[Randy “Bound to Relapse” Chilton @RandyChiltonAA]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[jm @themaysman]

@chet_hanks_gf @bonykneesxx Blood Meridian is the one

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Looking at your phone while using a urinal is the ultimate gamble

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-15 degrees outside. My penis looks like the reset button on the back of a router.

[jm @themaysman]

My life is so sick, I get to do the coolest shit

[jm @themaysman]

@crossfadefanpg Thank you so much! You’re the best, and I love you

[skanks @skanks17]

It is Friday Night