The Melon

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[The Melon @theme1on]

Well everyone since I’m moved out and no longer live at The Melon, This is Willy signing off

[The Melon @theme1on]

First time having a hole? That’s cute

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“I’ve got so much people’s shit in my room I’m gonna take it to platos closet and pay for our alcohol for the next week.”

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It’s a vibe honestly

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King’s do King shit

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@Ferrandotorres6 That’s on our mamas

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Nah fam he bounced this morning

[Dana O’Greedy @danielsovich]

@theme1on He kickin it wit us tomorrow night?

[The Melon @theme1on]

Tonight someone left the front door open, this was an open invitation for a raccoon and he took it. He went into Dereks room and hung out for a while, scaring the shit out of Derek. Welcome to living in The Melon

[Sigma Delta Tau Philanthropy- Kent State @SDTphilanthropy]

Representing @KentPikes is Tyler Schonauer! You guys have until midnight tonight to get as many retweets for your candidate as possible! Good Luck!💜

[The Melon @theme1on]

Not having a wine party again unless everyone brings a note from their therapist clearing them to participate so our bedrooms don’t turn into crying chambers

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“Dude these jeans are tight as fuck, I’ve been drinking too many white claws.” - Guess that roommate

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Glo up, college really gets the best of you...

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We will try our best

[The Melon @theme1on]

Nobody:

No living being:

Not a single soul ever:

Rob at 3:11am busting into Buck’s room blacked out with a trash can, comforter and pillow: Hey man I’m just gonna sleep in here on your couch if that’s cool because I feel like I’m gonna die and I’d rather die with my friend

[The Melon @theme1on]

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Thanks to another dream girl nominee @sadiefahsbender for our cookies today!!

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Breaking News: 6ix9ine testifies that the melon boys are in fact members of the Nine Trey Bloods.

[The Melon @theme1on]

Thank you dream girl nominees @AveryHanlonn and @avafillak for our homecoming care packages!!

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“She vibes with me from a distance, because I don’t really talk to her.”

Guess that roommate:

[jacob herold @H3ROLD]

The mood all day knowing @theme1on is back tonight